"[To Beth] My sex life is actually pretty shitty after I stopped seeing you. [He shows her his palm] I started developing callouses. I haven't had a drink in three months. I'm working my ass off. I'm off the sauce. I even stopped smoking. Now, will you tell I.A. I'm just your average, healthy, totally fucked up cop and let me out of here... please?"

"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Guys around here will tell ya, you play for a living, it's like any other job. You don't gamble, you grind it out. Your goal is to win one big bet an hour, that's it. Get your money in when you have the best of it. Protect it when you don't. Don't give anything away. That's how I paid my way through half of law school. A true grinder. You see, I learned how to win a little at a time. But finally I've learned this: if you're too careful, your whole life can become a fuckin' grind."

"Josh Mostel - Zagosh"

"Melina Kanakaredes - Barbara"

"Paul Sorvino - Russian Thug"

"Gretchen Mol - Jo"

"Martin Landau - Abe Petrovsky"

"Michael Rispoli - Grama"

"Famke Janssen - Petra"

"John Turturro - Joey Knish"

"John Malkovich - Teddy KGB"

"Edward Norton - Lester "Worm" Murphy"

"Matt Damon - Mike McDermott"

"Pick a card, any card"

"Trust everyone... but always cut the cards"

"In The Game Of Life... Play The Cards You're Dealt"

"You've got to play the hand you're dealt."

"Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied."

"It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money."

"We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?"

"I've often seen these people, these squares at the table, short stack and long odds against them. All their outs gone. One last card in the deck that can help them. I used to wonder how they could let themselves get into such bad shape, and how the hell they thought they could turn it around."

"The specialty of the house and it's still movin"

"They're taking trains... They're taking banks and they're taking one piece of baggage!"

"Not that it matters, but most of it is true."

"Just for the fun of it!"

"You never met a pair like Butch and The Kid."

"Charles Dierkop - Flat Nose Curry"

"Ted Cassidy - Harvey Logan"

"Cloris Leachman - Whore"

"George Furth - Woodcock"

"Jeff Corey - Sheriff Ray Bledsoe"

"Strother Martin - Percy Garris"

"Katharine Ross - Etta Place"

"Robert Redford - Sundance Kid"

"Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy"