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"Larry Gates - Eric Endicott"
"Lee Grant - Mrs. Leslie Colbert"
"Warren Oates - Sergeant (Patrolman) Sam Wood"
"Sidney Poitier - Detective Virgil Tibbs"
"They're going to pin something on that smart cop from Philadelphia... maybe a medal... maybe a murder!"
"They got a murder on their hands... they don't know what to do with it."
"They call me Mister Tibbs!"
"I got the motive which is murder and the body which is dead!"
"Now listen, hear me good, Mama. Please. Don't make me have to send you to jail... There's white time in jail and there's colored time in jail. The worst kind of time you can do is colored time."
"Cook the man some fuckin' eggs!"
"Shannon Williams — Toot"
"Mere Boynton — Mavis"
"George Henare — Bennett"
"Pete Smith — Dooley"
"Cliff Curtis — Bully"
"Joseph Kairau — Huata Heke"
"Rachael Morris Jr. — Polly Heke"
"Taungaroa Emile — Boogie Heke"
"Julian Arahanga — Nig Heke"
"Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell — Grace Heke"
"Temuera Morrison — Jake Heke"
"Rena Owen — Beth Heke"
"A family in crisis, a life in chaos... Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love."
"Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past."
"[reading about Grace's rape in her diary, clearly shocked] Uncle Bully... [begins trembling with insane rage] UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY!!!"
"[after beating up a patron] I was right. Too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick."
"You're a fuckin' mess! Don't you ever speak to me again, you hear?"
"Barman! 6 milkshakes, easy on the ice-cream."
"I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!"
"Terry Serpico – Iker"
"Robert Prescott – Verne"
"Bill Raymond – Gabe Zabel"
"Julie White – Mrs. Greer"
"Denis O'Hare – Mr. Greer"
"Austin Williams – Henry Clayton"
"Merritt Wever – Anna"
"Ken Howard – Don Jeffries"
"David Lansbury – Timmy Clayton"
"Sean Cullen – Gene Clayton"
"Michael O'Keefe – Barry Grissom"
"Sydney Pollack – Marty Bach"
"Tilda Swinton – Karen Crowder"
"Tom Wilkinson – Arthur Edens"
"George Clooney – Michael Clayton"
"This is a three billion dollar class action lawsuit. In the morning, I have to call my board. I have to tell them that the architect of our defense was arrested for running naked in the street. What sickness is he talking about?"
"Make Believe It's Not Just Madness"
"I could sit here and tear off my fucking skin, and I could not get down to where this thing is living."
"Yes! Here we are, all together. Is everyone listening? 'Cause this is the moment you've been waiting for, a very special piece of paper. So let's have a big, paranoid, malignant round of applause… for United Northfield Culcitate Internal Research Memorandum #229! "June 19th, 1991. Conclusion: The unanticipated marketing growth for Culcitate by small farms in colder climate demands immediate cost–benefit analysis." Hah. Would you like a little bit of legal advice? Never let a scientist use the words "unanticipated" and "immediate" in the same sentence. Okay? Okay. "In-house field studies have indicated small, short-season farms dependent on well water for human consumption are at risk for toxic particulate concentrations at levels significant enough to cause serious human tissue damage." Well, this is a long way of saying that you don't even have to leave your house to be killed by our product, we'll pipe it into your kitchen sink. "Culcitate's great market advantage, that it is tasteless, colorless, and does not precipitate, has the potential to mask and intensify these potentially lethal exposures." Now, I love this. Not only is this a great product, it is a superb cancer delivery system. "Chemical modifications of the Culcitate product, the addition of a detector molecule such as an odorant or a colorant, would require a top-down redesign of the Culcitate manufacturing process. These costs, while assumed to be significant, were not summarized here." Which, loosely translated, means: "It's going to cost a fortune to go back on this, and I'm just an asshole in a lab, so could someone else please make the decision?" "Clearly, the release of these internal research documents would compromise the effective marketing of Culcitate, and must be kept within the protective confines of United Northfield's trade secret language." You don't need me… to tell you what that means. Goodbye!"
"Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it's you. Who else could they send, who else could be trusted? I… I know it's a long way, and you're ready to go to work… all I'm saying is, just wait, just… just wait, and please, just hear me out, because this is not an episode, relapse, fuck-up, it's… I'm begging you, Michael. I'm begging you. Try to make believe this is not just madness, because this is not just madness. Two weeks ago, I came out of the building, okay? I'm running across Sixth Avenue, there's a car waiting, I've got exactly thirty-eight minutes to get to the airport, and I'm dictating. There's this panicked associate sprinting along beside me, scribbling in a notepad, and suddenly she starts screaming, and I realize we're standing in the middle of the street, the light's changed, there's this wall of traffic—serious traffic—speeding towards us, and I… I freeze, I can't move, and I'm suddenly consumed with the overwhelming sensation that I'm covered in some sort of film. It's in my hair, my face… it's like a glaze… a coating, and… at first I thought, "Oh my god, I know what this is. This is some sort of amniotic—embryonic—fluid. I'm drenched in afterbirth, I've breached the chrysalis, I've been reborn." But then the traffic, the stampede, the cars, the trucks, the horns, the screaming, and I'm thinking, "No-no-no, reset, this is not rebirth, this is some kind of giddy illusion of renewal that happens in the final moment before death." And then I realize, "No-no-no, this is completely wrong," because I look back at the building, and I had the most stunning moment of clarity. I… I… I realized, Michael, that I had emerged not from the doors of Kenner, Bach, and Ledeen, not through the portals of our vast and powerful law firm, but from the asshole of an organism whose sole function is to excrete the… the… the poison, the ammo, the defoliant necessary for other, larger, more powerful organisms to destroy the miracle of humanity. And that I had been coated in this patina of shit for the best part of my life. The stench of it and the sting of it would, in all likelihood, take the rest of my life to undo. And you know what I did? I took a deep cleansing breath, and I put that notion aside. I tabled it. I said to myself, as clear as this may be, as potent a feeling as this is, as true a thing as I believe I witnessed today, it must wait. It must stand the test of time! And Michael, the time is now."
"Do I look like I'm negotiating?"