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April 10, 2026
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"I'm afraid of hyenas!"
"Come on, let's see hands people!"
"Cetus-Lupeedus!"
"You know, you're different from what I thought a princess would be."
"Brian Tester - Principal Bu"
"Ricardo Alvarez - Mr. Elegante"
"Dale Dickey - Helen Digenerstet"
"Molly Hagan - The Director"
"Talia Rothenberg - Margaret"
"Kevin G. Schmidt - Bull"
"Samantha Droke - Brooke"
"Robert Adamson - Donny"
"Nicholas Braun - Edwin"
"Jamie Chung - Chelsea Barnes"
"Johnny Ray Rodriguez - General Magnus Kane"
"Sully Diaz - Queen Sophia Fioré"
"Tom Verica - Major Joe Mason"
"Selena Gomez as Carter Mason"
"Demi Lovato as Princess Rosalinda Fiore/Rosie Gonzalez"
"Royalty meets reality."
"Not so hot."
"Enough! As the princesa so adequately pointed out this is not your fight."
"Well it looks like everyone wants to be a princess. Unfortunately, it is time for the masquerade to end."
"Where are you, my princesa?"
"I object. The princesa is too young to be queen. Costa Luna and Costa Estrella are two tiny countries that must unite and stand together against the world. So for the good of both countries I, General Magnus Kane, declare myself..."
"Let her go. She needs it way more than I do."
"No way am I letting this happen."
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to miss you too."
"You're right. They do need you. They need you to lead them and to protect them. And that's something you can't do from jail which is exactly where you're going if you go back to Costa Luna."
"This is perfect."
"A normal dad would go to a foreign country and bring his daughter back a t-shirt not a person."
"Trust me, I'm not a princess."
"School. You're sixteen you go to school."
"Yeah well I'm not a princess."
"Wow, it must be nice playing peasant for a day."
"Thank you for helping me today. A princess doesn't know who her true friend is. Today I am sure."
"You deserve better Carter."
"You're becoming a princess on the inside and now you look like one too."
"Who are you and where are you taking me?"
"You are truly a princess now, Carter Mason. You rightfully deserve this."
"I can't believe you would do this for me."
"I need a nightgown. Preferably silk. Preferably pink."
"Your father, the king of yogurts, would be very disappointed of you."
"I will turn the other cheek because that is what princesses do."
"Carter, you have to stay out of this. I have a duty to my people and that is something you can never understand. I loved living in Louisiana and I wish my life could be like this everyday. But this is not reality. You think my life as a princess is some fairytale? This here is a fairytale and I cannot hide here anymore. Soon I'll be queen of Costa Luna. My country needs me."
"Thank you. Since I've been here I've learned many wonderful things, but most importantly I learned about friendship, loyalty, and trust. And those are things that are not just given but things we must earn. So I want to thank Carter Mason for teaching me these things. And for being my friend."
"You think that being a princess is superficial. That it is about what you wear and how you look. Well, it is a little bit about what you look. But more importantly, it is what you have to offer to the world and who you are inside."
"You order me? You order me? I order you take a long walk off a short pier."
"No, she's gonna be a royal pain."
"Long live Queen Rosie!"