"As you're so interested in my work, Doctor Escher... I'm sending my best killing machine to meet you. I'm certain you'll find him quite entertaining."

"I swear that when my time comes, I will not die a puppet like yourself."

"Send my regards to your friends... when you get there."

"This is your doctor speaking. I know you are confused and disoriented, but we are not your enemy. You are one of us, a Mondite, and we are in extreme danger. Doctor Escher has betrayed us all. She has brought a monster into the base. If we are to survive, I need your help."

"You are too valuable to die here. You are everything we Mondites dream of becoming. The hope for the future."

"The world shall turn and the human race shall pass. Everything begins anew. The faith has run its course and it is over."

"There is pleasure in stealing the souls of machines."

"To take one life is sin. To take a thousand is religion."

"The people stood like corn in the high fields and listened to the Master. As the reaper's blade scythed them all, the Master fell silent. The lesson would be learned by others."

"The Master told his pupils, "Forget being taught and concentrate on learning. When you're sure, question everything.""

"The non-believers climbed for days to confront the master in the mountains. "Where do you get your so-called faith?" they asked. "You brought it," the master replied. "You've all climbed so high.""

"The Master held his palms aloft. "Behold my wounds," said He. The onlookers observed the cauterization and the sunlight that shone through His great hands. "Let there be pain.""

"Remember, the meek shall inherit nothing."

"The apprentices asked the Master. "When shall we achieve immortality?" And the Master answered, "Not in this life.""

"The brave hide behind technology. The stupid hide from it. But the clever have technology, and hide it."

"Poor workers blame their tools. Good workers build better tools. The best workers get their tools to do the work for them."

"In the darkest times, the true believer hones his combat skills."

"Mark thine enemy, for all that separates the damned from the chosen is a dot of monochrome light, projected onto the back of a neck."

"The courageous enter dark caves alone. The clever send in the courageous first. The cleverest wait behind the clever."

"Not only will all eyes be on the leaders of men, but all combat sights as well."

"Follow the more successful thief and steal his ideas."

"He who lives in the eye of the storm is a mote in the eye of an angry god."

"He who shouts loudest can only hear his own voice. Those with true knowledge listen to those with true faith. And those with closed ears never hear the swing of the reaper's blade."

"Faithful minds are not enough. Deliver unto us brains also."

"The Master has no need for money. But still he sits and counts it. As a meditation."

"Here!" said the Master. "Build me a great tomb in this place." His apprentices did. It glittered in the sun. "Now go inside," said he. They entered. An earthquake then destroyed the tomb, burying those within. The Master smiled. "Even the faithful are not always chosen. This is called sacrifice."

"A hundred elephants can wreck the outer walls of a fortress. One diseased rat can kill all those inside."

"A war refugee sought the Master. He said, "You are wise and serene. Teach me to escape the horrors of this world." And the Master blinded him with fire-irons."

"All knowledge is stored somewhere. Be it in books, heads or deep under glaciers. And when we find it, we make it ours. Faith is bricks; knowledge is mortar."

"Bravery will take you into the most dangerous of places. Overwhelming firepower will see you safely through them."

"Even the salamander sometimes burns."

"Lamb: I hope you have learned something about pipes!"

"Lamb: PIPES are the ARTERIES of this mighty ERECTION..."

"Gallagher: Going up in this world means going down... It's all a question of status."

"EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE."

"Security officer: We're here to serve the community... And shoot people."

"Norville: Be vigilant..!"

"That thing's WATCHING me... Good thing I'm naturally PHOTOGENIC!"

"It's WHEEZING and BANGING... Like an asthmatic DINOSAUR in the MATING season."

"(While examing a poster of a woman's breasts) Those cannot be natural"

"His skin is cold... Like plastic..."

"Naked people with extra parts! The things folk do for fashion!!"

"BARBECUED! I'll never eat KEBAB again!"

"See that railing? Take a jump over it Foster!"

"A discarded coffee machine?"

"...Don't worry, I'll do my job."

"I don't want to regret not having done something later."

"...Reno said he wanted to see you after the injuries you gave him healed. He wants to show his affection for you all...with a new weapon."

"Captain? I'm the Captain."