"[disgusted by Esme's attitude towards Noah] This is sick! You're taking advantage of a poor schlub who has to help pay his father's mortgage and has to find even more money to help pay his whacked-out sister's therapy fees."

"'Escort', 'friend', 'tour guide' - they're all euphemisms for 'gigolo', Noah."

"[to Esme] If you're expecting anything more from Romeo here, I wouldn't get your hopes up. He was just telling me he's not a gigolo."

"[Noah suggests that it would kill Fancy if he were to sleep with Esme] Yes! No! Of course not, you arrogant boar. I couldn't care less who you sleep with, as long as it's not me."

"[Noah insults Fancy] Oh, go suck an egg."

"[Fancy comes to a realization after Alistair's marriage to Theresa] Oh, my God. You're my step-grandmother!""

"It's hard getting a license when you're underage. Plus, I kept forgetting that the states have speed limits. In parts of Europe they don't, you know."

"[to Ivy] Hi, Mummy! I'm home!"

"[to Alistair] Grampy! (repeated line)"

"[Luis and Sam have again accused Alistair of a crime with no proof] You'll have to excuse me. I've heard all of this empty huffing and puffing before."

"It's a sad day in America when the Cranes can't subvert government policy."

"Is Ethan really my son? I'm not going to rest until I know for sure. Maybe there's a clue on the Internet."

"Esme? What kind of name is that? Forgot who I was talking to. To someone named Fancy, Esme actually sounds kind of normal."

"[Kay has second thoughts about being good] Miguel is going to be mine no matter what I have to do! Charity, be damned! As God as my witness, I'll never be good again!"

"You can't give up on Charity, Miguel. Would Leonardo give up on Kate? Would Ross give up on Rachel? Would Bo give up on Hope?"

"Sixteen Americans, abandoned/marooned ... (followed by a description of the game site)"

"You have to dig!"

"(usually for individual immunity challenges when it's an endurance challenge): Whatever's left in your tank, you need to use it right now!"

"The winner of (survivor season)... (name of contestant)"

"There are nine votes. it takes five to win,"

"There are eight votes. it takes five to win,"

"There are seven votes, it takes four to win."

"You WANT to see your name on the parchment."

"Two will go on to face the jury... ONE will outlast all the rest... and become the Sole Survivor!"

"Now, we'll bring the members of our jury..."

"(contestant/team's name) wins the reward/immunity! (not regularly used in Seasons 1-4)"

"(tribe's name), this is your first look at the new (other tribe's name), (contestant's name) voted out last night."

"Stay tuned for scenes from our next episode."

"Next time on... Survivor..."

"You can head back to camp."

"(from the seasons that have Redemption Island) You will have a chance to get back into this game. Grab your torch, head for Redemption Island."

"(contestant's name), the tribe has spoken. Time for you to go."

"You need to bring me your torch."

"1st/2nd/3rd/4th/5th/etc. person voted out of "Survivor" (season name)... (name of contestant)"

"(numbers of votes) votes (contestant's name), (numbers of votes) votes (other contestant's name). One vote left."

"That's enough. No need to read the other votes."

"We're tied."

"(from Seasons 1-6) Last vote... (name of contestant)"

"First vote... (name of contestant)"

"OK. Once the votes are read, the decision is final. The person voted out will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes."

"(starting from Season 14) If anybody has a hidden immunity idol and you want to play it, now would be the time to do so."

"I'll go tally the votes."

"It is time to vote. (Contestant name), you're up."

"... can not be voted out tonight, everybody else is fair game."

"Behind each of you is a torch. Grab a torch and approach the flame. Dip it in and get fire. This is part of the ritual of tribal council, because in this game, fire represents life. Once your fire is gone, so are you."

"(amount of castaways left) are left. Who will be voted out tonight?"