"In a surprise announcement, the Republican National Committee has revealed it is bankrupt. A spokesman for the party said they had plenty of money in their accounts last week, but today they just don't know where the money has gone. But not everybody is going begging. Amnesty International, Greenpeace and the United Negro College Fund announced record earnings this week, due mostly to large, anonymous donations."

"Okay, boss, this LTX-71 concealable mike is part of the same system that NASA used when they faked the Apollo Moon landings. They had the astronauts broadcast around the world from a sound stage at Norton Air Force Base in San Bernadino, California. So it worked for them, shouldn't give us too many problems."

"I cannot kill my friend. [to his henchmen] Kill my friend."

"Executed with style."

"Nothing's more dangerous than some nice guys... with a little time to kill."

"a hit...with a twist."

"Hit Happens."

"That's how you do shit! I gots this shit well in control! We're about to get paid."

"Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them."

"Connie Booth: The lumberjack's best girl"

"Terry Gilliam: Man with Woman's voice"

"Carol Cleveland: Dierdre Pewtey, Gilliam's voice, Story Teller, Flasher Woman # 3, Chapman's Wife in Restaurant, Brian's Wife"

"Michael Palin: Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose, Arthur Pewtey, Student # 3, Grannie, Military Trainee, "My Place" Man, voice of Shrill Petrol Man, Seduced Milkman, Ernest Scribbler, Soldier, Pet Shop Owner, Lumberjack, Head Waiter, Herbert Anchovy, Twit # 3"

"Terry Jones: Emcee, Tobacconist, Judge, Hungarian # 2, Man at Bar, Student # 2, Grannie, Biker Man, Military Trainee, Flasher, Ken Ewing, Milkman, Soldier, Singer, Gaston the waiter, Nude Organist, Brian, Nigel "Incubator" Jones"

"Eric Idle: Official # 2, Marriage Guidance Counselor, Arthur Nudge, Student # 4, Narrator, Military Trainee, Flasher Woman # 1, Emcee # 2, Colonel # 2, Voice of Old Man Reader, Singer, Manager, Shop Owner, Office Worker # 1, Mrs. Davies, Twit # 2."

"John Cleese: "And now for something..." announcer, Hungarian Man # 1, Instructor, Military Trainee, Sir George Head, Officer # 3, Flasher Woman # 2, Colonel # 3, Voice of animated apologizing man, Mr. Praline, Singer, Mungo the Cook, Office Worker # 2, Vocational Guidance Councelor, Twit # 1, Parrot owner."

"Graham Chapman: Brother, Police Officer, Official # 1, Man at Sidewalk, Student # 1, Colonel, Officer # 2, Sir Edward Ross, Singer, Restaurant Guest, Man Who Writes Complaint, Twit # 5"

"A graffiti writing is shown: "MAKE TEA, NOT LOVE""

"David Usher - Sergio"

"Joshua Peace - Lance"

"Danny Smith - Video Store Kid"

"Lela Rochon - Chantel"

"Robin Dunne - Gump"

"Sab Shimono - Jiro Nishi"

"Elliott Gould - Morton Shulman"

"Lainie Kazan - Jeanne Shulman"

"China Chow - Keiko Nishi"

"Antonio Sabàto Jr. - Vince"

"Bokeem Woodbine - Crunch"

"Avery Brooks - Paris"

"Christina Applegate - Pam Shulman"

"Lou Diamond Phillips - Cisco"

"Mark Wahlberg - Melvin Smiley"

"Lucy Liu — Alex Munday"

"Drew Barrymore — Dylan Sanders"

"Cameron Diaz — Natalie"

"They're beautiful, they're brilliant, and they work for Charlie"

"Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls... who grew up to be three very different women. But they have three things in common: They're brilliant, they're beautiful and they work for me. My name is Charlie."

"Mo Gaffney — Terry Macey"