"Martin: Sit Director! (kicks this) Right now! (Danny grabs the director) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (punches Danny) YOU HAD MADE ME SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!!!?!"

"Director: Seriously?!"

"Martin: No!"

"Director: Hear me?!"

"Martin: (angrily) That's ever not!"

"Director: I'm sowing you!"

"Martin: Back! Thou, Shalt Not!"

"Director: Gimme!"

"Martin: Danny! Danny! Oh I got him!"

"Rosco: It's not "Hound Dog", you dipstick. It's "Top Dog"!"

"Enos: Yes, sir, "Hound Dog"."

"Possum on a gum bush!"

"Enos, this is your commanding officer speaking."

"That's a big ten-four, little fat buddy. I'm a commin', I'm a comin'!"

"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other casket? He said, 'Was that you coffin?'"

"Shepherd to lost Sheep, Shepherd to lost Sheep."

"I'm in hot pursuit!"

"Don't you threaten me."

"Kew, Kew, I love it, I love it!"

"You dipstick!"

"[When someone else is talking on the phone] Say hello from Rosco."

"This is Sheriff RosCO... P. Coltrane here."

"J.D. HOGG!"

"Buckle up for safety Flash."

"Judas priest on a pony."

"I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya."

"Breaker 1, Breaker 1. I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Craaaazy Cooter comin' atcha, any y'all Dukes out there on the Hazzard net, come on?"

"[In one episode when talking to Boss] That Hughie Hogg is so crooked he makes you look straight."

"That J. D. Hogg is more crooked than a dog's hind leg."

"As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape/disc will self-destruct in five/ten seconds. Good luck, Dan/Jim."

"IMF Agent Rusty the cat: MEEEOW {Snarls}"

"The ending:"

"Your mission, Dan/Jim, should you choose/decide to accept it, ..."