"Father: You're barmy, you are, staying out all hours. Getting up to God-knows-what, dressing up like a freak. Stand still when I'm talking to you. Wouldn't be at all surprised if you're not on drugs. I know what you get up to down that club, you and your mates. You've gotta be part of a gang, haven't you? Gotta be a mod, or this, or that. Haven't you got a mind of your own?"

"You'll be getting like them bloody beatniks before you know it. Ban the bomb and do fuck all for a living pouncing about all day."

"If you don't work, you don't get paid no money. And I like money."

"You shut up and piss off! You're all wankers and cunts! Wankers and cunts!"

"[shouts while leaving to attack the rockers who attacked Spider] We're gonna murder 'em! we're gonna fuckin' murder 'em!"

"[shouts from the cliff top after deciding not to be a mod] Me!"

"[notices Ace Face working as a bellboy in a hotel] Bellboy! BELLBOY!"

"A graffiti writing is shown: "MAKE TEA, NOT LOVE""

"Connie Booth: The lumberjack's best girl"

"Terry Gilliam: Man with Woman's voice"

"Carol Cleveland: Dierdre Pewtey, Gilliam's voice, Story Teller, Flasher Woman # 3, Chapman's Wife in Restaurant, Brian's Wife"

"Michael Palin: Man With Tape Recorder Up His Nose, Arthur Pewtey, Student # 3, Grannie, Military Trainee, "My Place" Man, voice of Shrill Petrol Man, Seduced Milkman, Ernest Scribbler, Soldier, Pet Shop Owner, Lumberjack, Head Waiter, Herbert Anchovy, Twit # 3"

"Terry Jones: Emcee, Tobacconist, Judge, Hungarian # 2, Man at Bar, Student # 2, Grannie, Biker Man, Military Trainee, Flasher, Ken Ewing, Milkman, Soldier, Singer, Gaston the waiter, Nude Organist, Brian, Nigel "Incubator" Jones"

"Eric Idle: Official # 2, Marriage Guidance Counselor, Arthur Nudge, Student # 4, Narrator, Military Trainee, Flasher Woman # 1, Emcee # 2, Colonel # 2, Voice of Old Man Reader, Singer, Manager, Shop Owner, Office Worker # 1, Mrs. Davies, Twit # 2."

"John Cleese: "And now for something..." announcer, Hungarian Man # 1, Instructor, Military Trainee, Sir George Head, Officer # 3, Flasher Woman # 2, Colonel # 3, Voice of animated apologizing man, Mr. Praline, Singer, Mungo the Cook, Office Worker # 2, Vocational Guidance Councelor, Twit # 1, Parrot owner."

"Graham Chapman: Brother, Police Officer, Official # 1, Man at Sidewalk, Student # 1, Colonel, Officer # 2, Sir Edward Ross, Singer, Restaurant Guest, Man Who Writes Complaint, Twit # 5"

"Reality? Your "reality", sir, is lies and balderdash, and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

"Charles McKeown — Rupert/Adolphus"

"Oliver Reed — Vulcan"

"Sarah Polley — Sally Salt"

"Eric Idle — Desmond/Berthold"

"John Neville — Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen"

"From the director of "Time Bandits" and "Brazil" a new movie full of NOISE...FLYING OBJECTS...SEAFOOD...CELEBRITIES...COMPASSION...TRAVEL...HONOR...GRAVITY...BULL...he was full of it. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen."

"Bull. He was full of it."

"A true story. We've got the film to prove it."

"Adventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it."

"Remarkable. Unbelievable. Impossible. And true."

"The adults who should have been there to protect me were my parents, not you…[but] you can’t underestimate how in awe of you people like them can be. They didn’t want to be an annoyance or an inconvenience to anyone, and it must have been daunting to imagine holding up 100 people for your kid."

"The negative stories about the shoot that were turning up in the Hollywood press were coming, we found out later, from a source at Film Finances – which was the completion bond company on the film. Their lawyer was a guy named Steve Ransohoff, whose father was Martin Ransohoff – who was Ray Stark's friend and partner. [...] I thought it was quite extraordinary, because the stories were doing two things – they were making me and the whole project look like it was completely out of control and all my fault, and that Film Finance, the completion guarantors, were the only thing holding it together – the people trying to bring control to it... the fact was, they were absolutely useless."

"Berthold: Is there a doctor in the fish?"

"The King of the Moon: Cogito ergo est. I think, therefore you is."

"Everyone who had a talent for it lived happily ever after."

"I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious."

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I never hesitate strongly to recommend."

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands."

"Ray D. Tutto — The King of the Moon"

"Uma Thurman — Venus/Rose"

"Peter Jeffrey — Sultan"

"Bill Paterson — Henry Salt"

"Jonathan Pryce — The Right Ordinary Horatio Jackson"

"Valentina Cortese — Queen Ariadne/Violet"

"Jack Purvis — Jeremy/Gustavus"

"Winston Dennis — Bill/Albrecht"

"Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister 'I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.'"

"Laura Halvorson - Beef Band fiddle player"

"Ashley Blake - Megan"