"To the north, a long rickety causeway over a noxious sludge marsh leading to a radioactive landfill polluted by toxic chemical garbage. That’s our destination. Get ready to jump."

"We get the idea. You're looking for your lost dog, Spots. [to the other dogs] Does anybody know him?"

"I don't think I can stomach anymore of this garbage."

"[to Atari, as he was checking his size to ride the Pagoda Slide] No, you can't ride the Pagoda Slide. You're below the safety-limit, anyway. Let's go. We made an emergency plan, even if we didn't get to vote and agree to it yet: rendez-vous at the cause-way to the Far-away Cuticles, and go find your dog. Maybe everybody else just got crushed, compacted, and incinerated- but we're going to be there. Let's go. [Atari goes up the stairs] Don't. Repeat: don't. I am not your pet. I never liked you. I don't care about you. I won't wait for you. I bite. [Atari goes up the slide] Good luck."

"I'm not doing this because you commanded me to, I'm doing it because I feel sorry for you."

"I'm telling you, I don't fetch."

"Don't ask me to fetch that stick."

"[after Atari gives him a bath] Where'd you get that dog? He looks like me with a pink nose. I come from a nine-dog litter, but they drowned the sisters. We're not a rare breed: short-haired-Oceanic-speckled-ear/sport-hound-mix. [stammers] I'm getting confused now. My--my belly feels funny."

"I've been hunted by dog-catchers all my life. I'm not easy to trap. I've only got three captures on my record where I actually got sent to the pound, I mean, and the first two times, I escaped within 24 hours, but the third time... I got adopted before I could finish digging the break-out-tunnel. It was a big family. Five kids, two other dogs, already. They stuck me in the back of a station-wagon and drove me out to the middle of the sticks. Grass, trees, swimming pool, cartoons on TV. Anyway, one morning a week later, the youngest boy, his name was Toshiro, woke me up at 6:15, bright-eyed, wide-awake, and he tried to pet me. He didn't mean anything by it. He was just being friendly. Apparently, I bit him so hard, I nearly chewed his hand off. Blood all over the kitchen floor. They rushed him to the emergency room and I got pad-locked out in the tool-shed with the lights out. It gave me some time to think. What happened? Why did I do that? To this day, I have no idea. I guess he scared me. I bite. That night, an old woman, she must've been the grandmother brought me out a bowl of some homemade hibachi-chili. I like to think she cooked it for me, personally, but who knows? Maybe it was just more leftovers. But... You've got a tick. [takes off the tick off Rex's nose and spits onto the golf hole] Anyway, that's my favorite food I ever ate. The old woman made a great bowl of chili. [Rex: What happened after that?] I dug my way out by morning, jumped on the back of a dump-truck, and hitched back to Megasaki. I was always a street-dog, let's face it."

"Why should I?"

"I've never been offered a Puppy Snap in my life. I don't even know what they taste like. Okay, I'll try it. [trying his first Puppy Snap] Crunchy. Salty. Supposedly, it cleans your teeth. This is my new favorite food. Thank you."

"[growls after Atari tries to pet him] I bite."

"[to Rex, Duke, King, and Boss] Let's take a vote."

"Wait, what?"

"[to the owl] You'll meet a bitch named Nutmeg. Tell her Chief says, "I'll see you in Megasaki.""

"[enraged; to Spots] You son of a bitch!! If we don't drown, I'm gonna strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit out at me. Do you have any idea what that little pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How DARE you!"

"I don't sit."

"[to Rex] You're not our leader, we all are. Let's take a vote."

"We’ll find him. Wherever he is, if he’s alive, we’ll find your dog."

"Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah."

"You make me sick. [vomits and walks to the four dogs] I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs. [yells at Duke] STOP LICKING YOUR WOUNDS!!! [Duke's eyes shift awkwardly as he just sits with his tongue out. Chief walks up to Boss] You hungry? Kill something and eat it. [walks up to Duke] You sick? Take a long nap. [walks up to King] You cold? Dig a hole in the ground, crawl into it, and bury yourself. [walks up to Rex] But nobody's giving up around here, and don't you forget it, ever. You're Rex. You're King. You're Duke! You're Boss! I'm Chief. We're a pack of scary indestructible alpha dogs. You're talking like a bunch of housebroken...pets."

"Hot cheese!"

"David Walliams — Anton"

"Glenn McCuen — Bodie"

"Mandy Haines Milana Haines — Sarah"

"Caroline Sunshine — Barbara"

"Finley Jacobsen — Brian"

"William H. Macy — Don"

"Judy Greer — Debbie"

"Lee Pace — Phil"

"Sam Elliott — Voice of Chupadogra"

"Marlon Wayans — Voice of Lightning"

"Damon Wayans Jr. — Voice of Thunder"

"Kiefer Sutherland — Voice of Bosco"

"Fergie — Voice of Jezebel"

"Steve Coogan — Voice of Raisin"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse — Voice of Giuseppe"

"Emma Stone — Voice of Mazie"

"George Lopez — Voice of Carlos"

"Owen Wilson — Voice of Marmaduke"

"[repeated line] Marmaduke!"

"Phil, stop it!"

"It's mine! Whoa! You can't have it!"

"Look at the tail. Turns out he lives here with Marmaduke. Or is it Marmafake?"

"Hello, losers."

"See you later when there's not enough girls around to save you, mutt."

"What a gargantuan spaz!"

"[latest words] Fine, have it your way, losers. I remember this. Payback's going to be a... BEE! BEE!! Ahhhh!!!!"

"Or, we can just go to the zoo and jump into the puma cage!"