"You roared at them in The Cocoanuts. You laughed your heard off at Animal Crackers. Now see the famous frenzied foursome in their merriest, maddest farce Monkey Business. The whole family will enjoy it."

"Chico Marx — Chico"

"The Four Marx Brothers in their newest, funniest laugh-lark."

"Sir, are you trying to offer me a bribe? How much?"

"Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? Afraid? You bet I'm afraid!"

"With a little study you'll go a long way. And I wish you'd start now."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In order to get you into that room quickly, Mrs.Smallhausen will sing a soprano solo in THIS room!"

"[Posing as a reporter] Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?"

"Zeppo Marx — Zeppo"

"Rockliffe Fellowes — J.J. 'Big Joe' Helton"

"Thelma Todd — Lucille Briggs"

"Harry Woods — Alky Briggs"

"Fred Clark — General Bullivar"

"Julia Meade — Professor Virginia Fenster"

"Jim Backus — Professor Kellgore"

"An absent-minded professor discovers a super-secret that will give you the greatest lift since love!"

"Cecil Kellaway — Dean Updike"

"Tom Poston — Professor Jonathan Jones"

"Margaret Dumont — Persephone Updike"

"That's what happened to me when I went to Reno with Danny Kaye and he asked me to shave his back. Exact same thing. Because, I'm thinkin', who benefits? So, let me tell ya, everybody thinks that Danny's a jerk, he's not really a jerk. That's just a theory generating its own anti-theory. Anyway, there we were, it's me and Danny and I'm wondering what the hell am I doin' with a razor in my hand? And he says it's for a Norman Taurog picture. But, Judy Canova's there and she knows Norman and she says, "Danny's not doing a Norman Taurog picture! He just wants you to shave his back!" And that's who benefits!"

"It is 5:00 AM. Still shank of night for some. But, for Eddie Mannix, beginning of a new work day. The movie studio for which he works manufactures stories. Each, its own daylit drama, or moonlit dream. But, the work of Essie Mannix cares not for day or night. And cares little for his rest."

"Hey, Hobie. You're a Communist, too?"