"[to Jan and Jace] You rotten kids! This is all your fault! I owe you nothing! Without me, you'd be on the Herculoids' planet following Gleep and Gloop with brooms! And you two are no longer friends of mine! I'm telling that fat geek-a-nerd who does my webpage to officially list you two ingrates as enemies from now on!"

"Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!"

"Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Banjo, why?! Banjo! Banjo! BANJO!"

"Hey, this thing on the monitor's not my mother! My room was always clean."

"Look into the eyes of justice, Your Mother. You'll never get my power bands, savvy? Batmantis and I will fight you to the end!"

"Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard."

"– , Moltar"

"I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!"

"Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it."

"I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray."

"I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer."

"I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead."

"You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once."

"Hey! You took my soul!"

"I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!"

"Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Smitty, Richard Nixon’s Head, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Leo Wong (seasons 1-7), Judge Whitey, various"

"Lauren Tom: Amy Wong, Inez Wong, various"

"Maurice LaMarche: Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Calculon, Kif Kroker, Morbo, Lrrr, Hyper-Chicken, Donbot, Clamps, Hedonismbot, Scoop Chang (seasons 5-7), various"

"John DiMaggio: Bender, Officer URL (seasons 1-7), Sal, Randy Munchnik, Igner, Elzar, Flexo, Barbados Slim (seasons 4-7), Joey Mousepad, various"

"Tress MacNeille: Hattie McDoogal, Mom, Linda, Ndnd, Tinny Tim, Petunia, Turanga Munda, various"

"Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela, various"

"George Takei: Himself"

"Leonard Nimoy: Himself"

"Phil Hendrie: Waterfall in various"

"Al Gore: Himself"

"Coolio: Kwanzaa-bot"

"Dan Castellaneta: Robot Devil, various"

"Frank Welker: Nibbler, various animals and aliens"

"Kath Soucie: Cubert Farnsworth, Albert, various"

"Bumper Robinson: Dwight Conrad"

"Kevin Michael Richardson: Officer URL, Barbados Slim, various (seasons 8-present)"

"Dawnn Lewis: LaBarbara Conrad, various"

"Tom Kenny: Yancy Fry Jr., Abner Doubledeal, various"

"Nicole St. John: Sally, various"

"Feodor Chin: Leo Wong, Scoop Chang (seasons 8-present)"

"David Herman: Larry, Dr. Wernstrom, Mayor Poopenmeyer, Scruffy, Turanga Morris, various"

"Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Preacherbot, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate, various"