"Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival."

"Man has no understanding. He can be taught a few simple tricks. Nothing more."

"[riding down the beach in the last scene] [shocked] Oh, my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was-- [falls to his knees] We finally really did it. [pounds the sand; angrily] YOU MANIACS!! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! [camera pans to reveal the half-destroyed Statue of Liberty sticking out of the sand]"

"[to Lucius] In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards."

"Doctor, would an ape make a human doll that talks?"

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"A planet where apes evolved from men?"

"You did that to him, damn you! You cut out his memory! You took his identity! And that's what you want to do to me!"

"But they--! [after seeing that Landon has been lobotomized] You did it. You cut up his brain, you bloody baboon!"

"What evidence? There were no weapons in that cave."

"I'm a seeker, too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be."

"It's a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!!"

"And that completes my final report until we reach touchdown. We're now on full automatic in the hands of the computers. I've tucked my crew in for the long sleep, and I'll be joining them...soon. In less than an hour we'll finish our six months out of Cape Kennedy. Six months in deep space...by our time, that is. According to Dr. Hasslein's theory of time in a vehicle traveling nearly the speed of light, the Earth has aged nearly 700 years since we left it...while we've aged hardly at all. Maybe so. This much is probably true. The men who sent us on this journey are long since dead and gone. You, who are reading me now, are a different breed...I hope a better one. I leave the 20th century with no regrets, but...one more thing, if anybody's listening, that is. Nothing scientific. It's... purely personal. But seen from out here, everything seems different. Time bends. Space is... boundless. It squashes a man's ego. I feel lonely. That's about it. Tell me, though, does man, that marvel of the universe, that glorious paradox who sent me to the stars, still make war against his brother... keep his neighbor's children starving?"

"In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8."

"Patricia Clarkson – Carol Parrish"

"Laura Bell Bundy – Young Sarah Whittle"

"Adam Hann-Byrd – Young Alan Parrish"

"David Alan Grier – Carl Bentley"

"Bebe Neuwirth – Aunt Nora Shepherd"

"Bradley Pierce – Peter Shepherd"

"Kirsten Dunst – Judy Shepherd"

"Bonnie Hunt – Sarah Whittle"

"Jonathan Hyde – Samuel Alan Parrish/Hunter Van Pelt"

"Robin Williams – Adult Alan Parrish"

"Are you game?"

"It's a jungle in there!"

"Roll the dice and unleash the excitement!"

"A game for those who seek to find a way to leave their world behind."

"Carl: [After a monstrous jungle vine takes his car away] FINE! TAKE IT!"

"Judy: We barely even knew our parents. They were always away. Skiing in St. Moritz, gambling in Monte Carlo, safariing in darkest Africa. We didn't even know if they loved us. But when the sheik's yacht went down, they managed to write us a really beautiful goodbye note that was found floating in a champagne bottle amongst the debris."

"Hey, wait a minute! Where are you going?"

"Find my parents!"

"You think monkeys, mosquitoes, and lions are bad? That's just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't know what afraid is. You will not last 5 minutes without me."

"I've got it! Colonel Mustard in the library with the wrench. [Laughs] Clue."

"STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!"

"[opens the closet door in Peter and Judy screams in pains with the leeches] Oh, sorry! [closes the closet door in kids stop screaming. He kicks the Alan's room in grunts; whispers] I'm back. My bike. [?] Somebody rolls for five or eight?"

"He better be here because I'm a hot little potato right now!"

"Devin Schumacher - Runway Model"

"Shavo Odadjian – Himself"

"Winona Ryder – Herself"

"Stephen Dorff – Himself"

"Emma Bunton – Herself"

"Sandra Bernhard – Herself"

"Victoria Beckham – Herself"

"Carmen Kass – Herself"

"Lukas Haas – Himself"

"Veronica Webb – Herself"

"Claudia Schiffer – Herself"

"Garry Shandling – Himself"

"Lil' Kim – Herself"