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April 10, 2026
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"Hey, where's your dignity?"
"Leave him alone!"
"I didn't wanna say yes, but I couldn't say no."
"What's the idea?"
"I'm sorry, Moe, it was an accident!"
"Oh, a backbiter, eh?!"
"Indubitably."
"Oh, stubborn, eh?"
"Hey, toots!"
"Hey, Judgiewudgie."
"Moe, Larry, the cheese!"
"Hotchachachaaa!"
"I'll moidalize him!"
"Oh...oh...oh, look!"
"Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!"
"Poifect! [perfect]"
"Woo-woo-woo-woo! [When frightened; he sometimes runs around or away when saying this]"
"Say a few syllables! [to Moe when trying to wake him]. They're the wrong syllables!"
"I'm a victim of soicumstance [circumstance]"
"Rrrowf! Rrrowf! [when angry or defiant]"
"HRRRRRRMPH! [Frustration]"
"La-la-la, la-la-la... [Humming]"
"Nyaaaaaahhhhhhh! [Freaked out]"
"Curly: I don't wanna be dead. There's no future in it!"
"Moe: [after Curly kisses him] I'm poisoned."
"Moe: [to Curly] I'll annihilate ya. I'll murder ya."
"Moe: [to Larry] Remind me to murder you later."
"Curly: Aye-aye!"
"(as Moe tries to explain Pig Latin)"
"Let's sympathize our watches! (Moe)"
"The Stooges are crossing the Sahara and come to a sign post with markers that point in the direction of several far off cities, including Cairo:"
"Vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, gee I like food! (Curly)"
"If another Stooge is knocked unconscious Moe sometimes props up the Stooge's head and says, Tell me your name so I can tell your mother (that you're hurt). The other Stooge then replies, My mother knows my name! at which point Moe slaps him on the head."
"A variant of the previous catchphrase is when Moe just opens a bottle of beer without giving orders. The Stooge will be in pain when Moe says:"
"(Usually when Moe wants to open a bottle of beer or something like it)"
"(After Moe pokes them in the eyes)"
"Hey, porcupine! (Moe, to Larry)"
"Come 'ere! (Moe, to others)"
"Why you...! (Moe or Curly, to others)"
"Ngah-ngah-ngah! (Curly frightened)"
"Moe: Put yer hand on yer chin (After Moe gets Larry or Curly to put his right fist up to his chin), yer knee up here (and puts his right knee up to his right elbow)."
"I'll take some burnt toast 'n' a rotten egg. (any of the Stooges)"
"My father died dancing; on the end of a rope. (Curly)"
"Boy, that's funny! (Curly Joe)"
"Also Curly shaving ice: Are you married or happy?"
"Curly shaving ice: Were you wearing a pink bow tie? No, well here's your lip."
"Oh, a chisler, eh? (Moe to Larry, Curly, or Shemp)"
"(After Moe tells the others to do something)"
"My mother knows my name. (Curly)"
"Tell me your name so I can tell your mother. (Moe)"