"You see that? You see how it flows? Be like water. Water is the softest stuff in the world. But it can fit into any container. It seems weak, but it can penetrate rock. Be like the nature of water. That's it for today. Now we spar."

"[Having defeated a group of college jocks; to their leader who mocked him for being like the North Koreans] Sorry about your father. That was Koreans. I'm an American. [leaves]"

"Rob Cohen as Robert Clouse, Enter the Dragon director"

"Lala Sloatman as Sherry Schnell"

"Van Williams as TV director of The Green Hornet"

"Aki Aleong as Principal Elder"

"Eric Bruskotter as Joe Henderson"

"Sven-Ole Thorsen as The Demon"

"John Cheung as Johnny Sun"

"Sterling Macer, Jr. as Jerome Sprout"

"Wang Louoyong as Yip Man"

"Ric Young as Bruce's Father"

"Kay Tong Lim as Philip Tan"

"Ed Parker, Jr. as Ed Parker"

"Nancy Kawn as Gussie Yang"

"The Mystery. The Life. The Love. The Legend."

"Michael Learned as Vivian Emery"

"Robert Wagner as Bill Krieger"

"Lauren Holly as Linda Lee"

"Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves"

"David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson"

"Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin"

"Jeff Corey as Lou Baird"

"Joan Severance as Rachel Varney"

"Stephen Tobolowsky as Joe Weyburn"

"Bill Duke as Albert Diggs"

"[repeated line] This can't be good for you."

"Brandon DiCamillo as Self"

"In 2002, people were appalled by what they saw. Well, guess what, we just made number two."

"The Number One Movie in America is Number Two!"

"Guess who just made number two?"

"Brandon Novak as Self"

"Spike Jonze as Self/Gloria"

"Jeff Tremaine as Self"

"Mark Zupan as Self"

"Tony Hawk as Self"