"[after Mrs. McGillicuddy, the landlady, threatens to get the police and have them arrested for nonpayment of rent] Oh, it's much too cold for you to be flying around on a broom!"

"The Northern Lights Have Never Seen Funnier Sights!"

"Mitzi Green — Rosette"

"Tom Ewell — 'Nugget Joe' McDermott"

"Emory Parnell — Sherman"

"Jack Ingram — Henchman"

"Ahoy! Ahowl!"

"They're Raising Cain on the BOUNDING MAIN!"

"Lou Costello — Oliver Johnson aka Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill"

"Charles Laughton — Capt. William Kidd"

"ALL NEW AND EXCITING FUN...!!"

"IT'S A ROCK'N ROLLER COASTER RIOT!"

"It's a crazy mixed-up comedy carnival!"

"Lou gets the beat in the coolest session that ever rocked the screen!"

"Gigi Perreau — Shelley"

"Rusty Hamer — Duffer"

"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"

"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."

"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."

"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"

"Jacqueline deWit — Hazel Temple Morrison"

"I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it."

"Arthur Space — Director"

"Mike Mazurki — Klondike Pete"

"Rags Ragland — Himself"

"Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!"

"Anne Gwynne — Anne Shaw"

"Dick Foran — Bronco Bob Mitchell"

"Nella Walker — Mrs. Karen Parker"

"Lou Costello — Willoughby"

"Bud Abbott — Duke"

"Harry Strang — Sgt. Callahan"

"Thomas Gomez — Col. J.R. Andrews"

"TWO TERRIFIED TENDERFEET...CAUGHT IN A ROUND UP OF RIOTOUS REVELRY AND RHYTHM!"

"They'd make a horse LAUGH!"

"Samuel S. Hinds — Maj. Gen. Emerson"

"GAGS! NAGS! SWEETIES AND SWING!"

"[a newspaper blows into their car during a chase] Hey! Di Maggio got another hit!"

"The Andrews Sisters — Themselves"

"Louise Allbritton — Jane Little"

"William Bendix — Detective Brannigan"

"Freddie Slack — Pianist"

"William Forrest — Colonel"

"Nat Pendleton — Sgt. Michael Collins"

"Loring Smith — Maj. Barstow"

"Truman Bradley — Butch"

"Alan Curtis — Bob Martin"

"Virginia Bruce — Joan Marshall"

"William Davidson — Gonigle"