"(mans turret) A: Stay on target...stay on target... B: I am Sir Irwin the bold. C: HAVE AT YOU! D: You want a piece of this?! E: Bring it, yo! F: I will break you!"

"(ready to battle) I'm about ready to unload 6 D-20s of damage on your butt!"

"(after being selected) Totally awesome, yo!"

"(after a finisher) A:See ya! B:Get out of here!"

"(wins) Yeah, dogg! Yo' mama!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) I'm gonna carve me a pumpkin."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown, reading from spellbook) Klaatu barada nikto, yo! (opponents are vaporized)"

"(vs. Nergal) Back to the center of the earth, evil creature!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) A brain-eating meteor from outer space? That's out of my jurisdiction."

"(vs. Chicken) Now I'm the Chicken Reaper too? Oh, I don't get paid enough for this."

"(vs. Nergaling) Someone should really call an exterminator for these things."

"(vs. Lord Pain) You are beaten as bad guy, mon."

"(vs. Clown) It's funny when their heads come off!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) You forced my hand, Nergal Jr!"

"(vs. Boogey) This is your last scare, Boogey!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. Why did it have to be pumpkins?"

"(vs. Skarr) I have become Death, Shatterer of Worlds!"

"(vs. Fred) It's time you learned some manners!"

"(vs. Hoss) The exterminator has become exterminated! (laughing)"

"(vs. Nergal) Eat scythe, Fool! (laughing)"

"(vs. Dracula) See you on the other side! (laughing)"

"(vs. Jack) Next time, I'll take more than just your head!"

"(vs. Viking) Didn't I already reap you guys once?"

"(vs. Fred) Fred Fredburger, no!"

"(vs. Eris) That's the last time you turn me down for a date!"

"(on fire) Nothing like roasted bones. (weak chuckle)"

"(mans turret) A: Mmm, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. B: Your time has come, mortal! C: I've got a bone to pick with you! D: Ha, this oughta be like shootin' monkeys in a barrel, mon."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) To me, forces of the Netherealm! Destroy the mortals! (Grim opens a large vortex, sucking his opponents in as he waves good-bye while cackling malevolently)"

"(vs. Billy, laughing) I've wanted to do that for years!"

"(ready to battle) I don't like mixing business with pleasure, but I'm really going to enjoy this."

"(wins) Oh, yeah! Who's bad? Grim's bad!"

"(vs. Mandy) Before, I was just a learner, but now I am the master."

"(after being selected) Let's reap!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) I hate getting pumpkin goo all over my hands!"

"(vs. Viking) Say hello to the Valkyries for me."

"(vs. Clown) Clowns are funnier when they're crying!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Get out the whipped cream, this is gonna be one big pumpkin pie!"

"(vs. Chicken) These chickens will be boneless by the time I'm done with them!"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Well, there's something you don't see everyday."

"(vs. Irwin) Take that, Billy's ugly friend!"

"(vs. Nergaling) Ugh, these things are disgusting."

"(vs. Jack) The only good pumpkin is a smashed pumpkin!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Does it count as shape-shifting if I beat you to a pulp?"

"(vs. Dracula) You just sealed your own doom."

"(vs. Boogey) I've seen marshmallows scarier than you!"

"(vs. Nergal) Hope you enjoyed your beating, weirdo."