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April 10, 2026
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"(on fire) Something's cookin'. Smells good!"
"(Man’s Turret) Dracula usually don need shooters, but he’ll use it!"
"(vs. Jack) Dracula love pumpkin. Gonna bite yo' head off!"
"(vs. Irwin) I usually don't hit girls, but in your case, I'll make an exception."
"(after finisher move) A: See ya! B: Fore! C: Good-bye! D: Get outta here! E: Yah!"
"(vs. Billy) Dracula wanna bite yo' nose!"
"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."
"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."
"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"
"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"
"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."
"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."
"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"
"(vs. Nergal Jr.) It's an early bedtime today, punk!"
"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"
"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"
"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"
"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"
"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"
"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"
"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"
"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"
"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"
"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"
"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"
"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."
"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"
"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"
"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"
"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"
"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."
"(wins) Bow to your sensei."
"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."
"(after being selected) Dracula got all the moves!"
"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."
"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."
"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."
"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"
"(wins) Gosh, I won!"
"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"
"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."
"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"
"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) It couldn't possibly hurt us. My childhood memory come to life! No!"
"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Tentacles too, eh? Maybe we're related."
"(ready to battle) Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger."
"(vs. Viking) These chaps spent one too many nights in the buffet line."