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April 10, 2026
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"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."
"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."
"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"
"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."
"Looks like the best girl won, honey."
"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."
"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"
"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."
"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."
"Like, aren't I just the most?"
"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"
"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"
"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."
"Anyone who isn't in your group."
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"
"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."
"Can I help you, Prudence?"
"Now off to your classes, ladies."
"Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!"
"(A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!"
"Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!"
"Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!"
"Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know."
"Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!"
"Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny."
"Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun."
"Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday."
"Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years."
"Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?"
"Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw."
"Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized."
"Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?"
"I'm flying! Wee!"
"Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you."
"Go Go Corporal Capeman!"
"Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!"
"Fly, Capeman, fly!"
"Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!"
"Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!"
"I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!"
"Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!"
"Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!"
"You failed me again, Talon."
"Next time, Gadget. Next Time!"
"Once again, You've failed me, Talon!"
"One of These Days, One of These Days."
"I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!"
"RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"