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"When I met Dennis, I liked him 'cause he looked good. Feel me? And, you know, he had it going on; he had a job. And I love 18-wheelers, and he drove an 18-wheeler. And then he ends up screwing my cousin, and then I ends up stabbing his ass. But the night I stabbed him, it was cool, because my grandmaw—y'all know Maw Maw—she cleaned up the blood and hid the knife so there was no evidence, so they couldn't take me to jail."
"I meant to slit his throat, and that's for real. I meant to kill that motherfucker."
"I want Dennis to see it 'cause I hate that motherfucker. I mean, I'm a people person and I can get along with the Devil, but I hate that son-of-a-bitch. I hate him."
"Now I gotta share my medicine [uses prescription bottle to crush pill on hospital nightstand]."
"My favorite verse is Matthew 21:22. And when everything's--you're asking a prayer about believing, you will receive. But you've got to believe it."
"I believe God is saying...'get your shit together.'"
"I like to fight and I'm a hell of a fighter. I'm not going to give up. I don't give up that easy!"
"I have to admit, if there's a pill laid out there, I'm gonna do it...'cause I know I only got 48 hours to do it in."
"Can I say one thing? Fuck you, Dennis."
"I had to pee."
"Boone County's my downfall. I love it, but if I'm here too long...it just...it's like it's my hole, and it sucks me in...and fucks me up."
"[talking on the phone] Huh? What's PCP? No I've never done Angel Dust."
"Tell'em that bastard hit you!"
"If I had a knife I'd slit his damn throat open...or his nuts."
"I hate Dennis. He's this [shoots birds]. Dennis is this."
"I hate rehab."
"Take me to Dennis so I can blow his head off."
"My name is Sue Ann White. I'm the baby girl of Donald Ray and Bertie Mae White. My nickname is Sue Bob. Everybody, I prefer to be called 'Sue Bob,' that's a nickname I have."
"Well, I used to be a stripper back then when I was 17, 18, 19 years old, and I made the beacoups of money. I'd brang home 'least fifteen to two thousand dollars a night in my boot."
"I've always been the sexiest one in the family. I've always had comments from thousands of people."
"Well, when my father passed away everyone just went wild."
"She's not lookin'. Renee! [honks horn] Hey. Hey Tanner! They took her baby [points at Kirk]. She had her baby. CPS took it. She's cryin'...her."
"You gotta kill the cow to get that beef or what, buddy? Shit."
"Don't give me that look, you bitch. I'll smack that frown off your face."
"Y'all have any mozzarella cheesesticks?"
"I used to be wilder than a buck. I used to try a little coke here and there. I've smoked a little crack, you know what I mean. I've tried this and that. My favorite buzz—choice of buzz—is marijuana. I love marijuana; i'm a pothead."
"One took a bar about that long [indicates length] and 'bout as big around as a quarter and hit the old man. He was in a wheelchair with one leg."
"It'll all work out. Everything always does."
"She'll do anything and everything and all she can before she goes outta here...especially pills and stuff."
"I'll tell ya straight up what I like. I prefer a Oxycotton, uh a Lorcet, a Norco, a Vicodin ES, a Percocet 10, a Xanax—especially a Xanny bar."
"You wanna hear the Boone County mating call? [Shakes bottle of prescription medication] Come and get it baby."
"I had to hit it again just to watch the blood fly, 'cause it turned me on."
"Billy called up here and he said, 'I'll bury you beside your cold, dead daddy, you motherfucker.'"
"15 minutes later, Billy Hastings was laying up there puttin' his face back together. So you tell me who got the better end of that deal."
"Let me show you my no-good, son-of-a-bitchin' husband. His name's Charles; he's a bastard and a cheater."
"My ass don't stink."
"I got a lot of things I gotta do this week...contact my husband Charles, discuss our divorce."
"Well, we're in Lincoln County on Bodger Road, going to pick up Charlie Green, which could be my husband...which is my husband."
"You don't tell me what to do, bitch!"
"I'm not playing with you two fuckin' retards."
"You're stuck with ol' Mousie tonight. Mousie's gettin' dick tonight."
"Come on. We're gettin' ready to take you in the store that we got married in."
"The pharmacist was a preacher...a pastor, or whatever, and they took us over to the flower department and married us."
"He thinks he's going home when he gets back to Boone County, but I got news for him, he's not. I'm holding him hostage."
"No parole. No shit!"
"I don't need no rehab. Jail was my rehab and now it's time to paaaarty!"
"I ended up shooting at the cops from November 21 to the 22nd, at 4:30 that morning when they apprehended me. It was one hell of a night. I just went on a rampage pretty much."
"It just happened."
"They say they forgive me, but, you know. I shot dude in the face. And then again, I've been around 'em all my life, so I'm sure they still got love for me, but you know, I terrorized them, pretty much, and I'm sure they hate me for that."
"My judge likes me. We get along good. I think something's good gonna happen. I think I'm gonna home on an alternative sentence."