Human sexual activity

"Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex."

"The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

"Once you've had a lover-robot, you'll never want a real man again."

"All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day."

"I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get."

"The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, the expense damnable."

"For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time."

"In the old days a lot of people, men as well as women, didn't quite know what to expect from sex so they didn't worry when it didn't work too well."

"While God created Adam, who was alone, He said, 'It is not good for man to be alone'. He also created a woman, from the earth, as He had created Adam himself, and called her Lilith. Adam and Lilith immediately began to fight. She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.' Lilith responded, 'We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth.' But they would not listen to one another. When Lilith saw this, she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air."

"There was a young pair of Aberystwyth Who united the organs they kissed with. But as they grew older They also grew bolder, And united the organs they pissed with."