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4월 10, 2026
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"Vlad: You burned down my house?!"
"Clara: You call that a house? It was like a morgue in there."
"Vlad: I may be undead, but you're heartless."
"Clara: You need to see your son!"
"Vlad: The baby isn't mine!"
"Clara: He ate the cat!"
"Vlad: Sounds like something he got from your side of the family!"
"Clara: Well how's this? I'm keeping the diamond ring."
"Vlad: The joke's on you! I found it in a kids' meal!"
"Clara: You bought a kids' meal? Oh, Vlad!"
"Vlad: Clara!"
"Narrator: As the hair on the back of a cat stands up straight, so also does the love between Vlad and Clara stand up against all obstacles. But what about the baby? What about the bat child support? Stay tuned next season for those answers and more."