F.A.T.A.L.

"Couple in courtly love"

"Dismembered fibula from a flirtatious woman who is fat but also flat-chested"

"Dung remaining on an arm after full insertion into the ass of an ass"

"Girdle of a ‘but-her-face’ wench (see the Facial Charisma table in Chap. 3: Abilities)"

"Lock of pubic hair from an 11 year-old, and the hair must be 3 inches in length"

"Loose chin-skin of an elderly bastard"

"Lucky rabbit’s foot from an unlucky corpse"

"Hat of a hosier unhappy with her husband - reusable while she is unhappy with him"

"Hot wax dripped onto the caster’s rump"

"Honey that must be smeared on the caster’s genitals"

"Lard from an epileptic bugbear"

"Phlegm of a rodent with hiccups"

"Milk that has passed through the nose of a laughing character"

"Naval [sic] hair from a boy who has been spanked by his father thrice this week"

"Pubic hair of a Manhood that has entertained at least 50 different females"

"Freckles that have been scraped from a fisherman"

"Frost from the eyebrow of a recently killed soldier"

"Gemstone that has been worn in the concave chest of a freak for 1 month"

"Gargling with cum for the duration of the spell"

"Lock of hair from a bitch (any kind works) poisoned by yew (possibly by you)"

"Ounce of marijuana; must be smoked while casting"

"Pages of moral scripture must be wiped on the caster’s rump"

"Pantaloons of a bard"

"Papyrus leaf coated with a heavy semenal load that is still very white"

"Parchment that has been lifted so gracefully by the suction of a schoolgirl’s twat"

"Ring that has been lost in a vagina for 3 months or more - reusable (although it reeks)"

"Religious bread made of flour and the blood of infants"

"Pubic hair of a smelly little trollop who has an unkempt box"

"Rag of a menstruating bugbear"

"Sacrificial victim with diabetes insipidus who must be tied or chained to a stone altar, and will die upon casting."

"Semen of a humanoid vegetarian"

"Severed wrinkle of a grandmother"

"Silver from a mine within 10 miles of a kobold city"

"Shoes of a sucker - reusable for 1 year"

"Stew made of 1d10 puppies"

"Slave’s small intestine that is tied into the shape of a dog - reusable for 1 month"

"Urine of a creature who has larger genitals than the spellcaster"

"Wineskin from a wagoneer wishing he was without his wife"

"Woman’s name written on parchment by squatting over it with a feather in her puss"

"Wineskin full of urine from a ferret"

"Woman currently experiencing a genuine orgasm - reusable"

"Woman willing to do anything for the caster, and licking the caster’s foot at the moment"

"Yeast of a vagina"

"Manacles of a falsely accused subterranean troll"

"Map that is correctly proportioned and drawn by a blind character"

"Caster must masturbate another character to completion"

"Caster must masturbate to completion in front of a crowd and enjoy it"

"Caster must personally hand-tie a poisonous snake into a square knot"

"Caster must somehow dilate their own ass at the moment of casting"

"captured queef (vaginal belch)"