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"OBJECTION! Go away!"
"Lang Zi says: ...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!"
"Quit screwin' around! I have no sympathy for someone who would pass the guilt on to a dead man!"
"Lang Zi says: The reason people judge people is because people are people."
"Lang Zi says: Before aiming for the throat, chew the neck shield off first."
"Quercus Alba! You BASTARD!"
"Lang Zi says: ....................Just go already!"
"Lang Zi says: A cub who disrespects others soon feels the disciplinary bite of an elder."
"Franziska: (to Larry Butz) Y-You have given a whole new meaning to the phrase "an astounding fool"..."
"(While discussing visiting von Karma in the hospital) Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!"
"(Suddenly breaks into tears while talking with Edgeworth at the airport) I... I... I am Franziska von Karma. Don't think I'm going to walk in your shadow forever... Our battle... begins now... so you had better prepare yourself, Miles Edgeworth!"
"Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
"How else would you get in?! Teleportation?!"
"(Ah, the lamentations of my enemy... how I long for them...)"
"(Boy... this poor kid doesn't have a clue...)"
"It seems Mr. Payne has lost his confidence along with his hair..."
"My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIRR! IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYIIING OOOFF!"
"It's not hard to imagine him (Ron) just snapping and screaming "Please dieeeee!""
"(A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do.)"
"I never knew you were such a toilet freak, Nick!"
"...To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..."
"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee."
"Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow."
"Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!"
"Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown..."
"Godot. The prosecutor whose equal cannot be found in this country, but in heaven. Godot. A legend or myth... Men pin a lifetime of hopes on the chance to simply meet him."
"Times may change but people sadly do not."
"Let us say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."
"Come on! I'm guilty! Throw the book at meeeeeee!"
"(After Phoenix sees Maya being 'hired' by Jean Armstrong) (I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for Maya....Maybe I should do both…?)"
"(Referring to Gumshoe when he tries to deny having a crush on Maggey) (Note to self: Gossip with Maya about this later.)"
"(Referring to Mia in waitress's outfit with Mr. Kudo) (Mia's really got this guy eating out of her hands…)"
"(He's (Kudo) looking at me as if I was an evil Shogun…)"
"(He's (Kudo) got to be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds…)"
"[Referring to Godot's drinking habits] (Do you have the slightest idea how many cups you've had by now…?)"
"ACK! NOT THE HAIR!"
"gulp* (Maybe I should have brought a diaper with me today...)"
"You said you'd eat those seeds and sing the pigeon song!"
"A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!"
"You're saying that if something isn't normal, it simply isn't possible? Where does that leave the porcu-headed lawyer and the topknot chick over there... and the ungodly cool guy with the mask over here? Well, Trite?"
"Oui! Perfect! I will 'ire you!"
"Non, non, NON! You naughty man!"
"(referring to his friend Larry) Our school had a saying: "When something smells, it's usually the Butz." In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true."
"Victor Kudo doesn't make mistakes! I dot every 't' and cross every 'i'."
"Pi-pi-pi-pigeon! P-Pretty pigeon!! *eating seeds*"
"You will suck down the penalty, Mr. Wright... and you will like it!"
"Sigh... Thank you, Mr. Kudo. You've certainly earned your Kudos for the day."
"Why, Mr. Edgeworth... I'm not sure I like you wagging your finger at me as though I were some hoser!"
"Or-Order! Order in the court! What is the meaning of all this ballyhoo...!?"
"To err is human, to forgive, divine."