Shrek the Third (video game)

"Donkey: Smells like that weed rat nest you had in your swamp last year. Woo!"

"Shrek: It's not weed rats, Donkey. They're jocks. Now be quiet!"

"Jock Captain: A talking donkey?! Those geeks at the wizard club just never learn, do they? Hit 'em hard, guys!"

"Jock: Body check!"

"Jock #2: You're uglier than your pet donkey!"

"Jock #3: You don't mess with the best, dude!"

"Jock Captain: Whooooo! Class of 1462!"

"Geek: Man, it's cramped in here!"

"Witch #1: (Laughs) Well, well, well, if it isn't Shrek."

"Shrek: And you are...?"

"Witch #1: A friend of a friend! HA haha ha hah!"

"Witch #2: Fly home, my love! Tell the Evil Queen we've found the ogre!"

"Shrek: I wonder what that was all about."

"Shrek: Nice of you to run away when the evil witches attacked!"

"Donkey: Are you kidding? I ran away when those jocks got angry! Hey, by the way, I'm starving. Do you think there's any food around here? I'm so hungry, even hay's sounding good."

"Shrek: Oh, well, if you're not picky, I'll just clap my hands and hay will fall from the sky! Now quit whining, Donkey, and let's find Arthur."

"Donkey: Coming through, watch out!"

"Jock: Look! A rabid donkey! Head's up!"

"Donkey; Now what is THAT?"

"Guy: This here is the finest ride in all of Worcestershire!"

"Donkey: That is so five years ago! Is that hay? I'm starvin' here! It hit me! Hay just fell from the sky and hit me! Oh, my eye's twitching again."

"Guy: Yee-haw! Come on, Donkey! Come on! Stupid donkey, you crashed our ride!"

"Donkey: Man, high school kids are mean!"

"Shrek: Well, well, well. Nice of you to join me."

"Shrek: I think we're here."

"Donkey: This is the school? Why does it look like a hedge maze?"

"Shrek: Probably to keep out talking donkeys."

"Donkey: Yeah, well, maybe I'll just wait outside. Have fun."

"(Donkey runs away)"

"Geek: Look! An ogre! How many Power Ups is that?"

"Donkey: Shrek, Shrek, did we miss the beginning?"

"Donkey: Some people think it's alright. Really short, like 10-15 minutes late all the time."

"Shrek: Donkey."

"Donkey: No, I can't miss the beginning of the show."

"Shrek: No."