"Where did you say you were from? Bitchville?"

"Sam Smotherman: Pete, it's good to see you, buddy. I'm dying to read your book, man. When's it coming out on tape?"

"Romance Was Never More Dangerous!"

"Julia Roberts - Sabrina Peterson"

"Nick Nolte - Peter Brackett"

"Saul Rubinek - Sam Smotherman"

"James Rebhorn - The Thin Man"

"Robert Loggia - Matt Greenfield, Chronicle Editor"

"Kelly Rutherford - Kim"

"Olympia Dukakis - Jeannie, Peter's Secretary"