"I know a place where there is no smog and no parking problem and no population explosion...no Cold War and no H-bombs…"

"I was twenty-one but couldn’t figure out which party to vote against."

"I object to conscription the way a lobster objects to boiling water: it may be his finest hour but it's not his choice."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"There is an old picture of a people traveling by sleigh through deep woods — pursued by wolves. Every now and then th…"

"It wasn’t a war — not even a “Police Action.” We were “Military Advisers.” But a Military Adviser who has been dead f…"

"Regardless of T.O., all military bureaucracies consist of a Surprise Party Department, a Practical Joke Department, a…"

"Military policy is like cancer: Nobody knows where it comes from but it can't be ignored."

"There are wonderful night clubs in Nice but you need not patronize them as the floor show at the beaches is as good .…"

"Why should anybody want power? I can’t understand it. But some do, and they did."