"We're doing a lot of talking during the routine. I'm new but, this seems like a lot of talking during the routine."

"You gotta risk it to get the biscuit."

"'Panthers out'? What are they, a knife gang?"

"Screw football, let's go cheer!"

"Why is she dating that knob-rocket?"

"I could be watching Project Runway marathon with Nathan Lane under my blouse and still win the straight award."

"Bottomless breadsticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long, until at some point you look up and say 'Why th…"

"Look at that, huh? We're all here thinking inside the box, and you're outside of it, playing a little game of 'What I…"

"Humans are the only species that can lie, except for maybe chameleons. Oh, and possums, they play dead."

"Kate French - Cute Captain"