"Candice Bergen - Marion St. Claire"

"Chris Pratt - Fletcher Flemson"

"Steve Howey - Daniel Williams"

"Kristen Johnston - Deb"

"[on the phone] Erin, no, I did not sleep with him. Alright, okay, I did actually, once....... twice...... What differ…"

"If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open"

"[to Liv] Your wedding will be huge, just like your ass at prom."

"[on the phone] Oh,sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend, of course you're at the very top of my maid of hon…"

"It was quite a wedding and as I stood there watching I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago. Sometimes in…"

"They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years."