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April 10, 2026
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"Cats Make Good Props."
"Given Grace's Views on Nudity, This Could Have Been Worse."
"Yay! I've Been Looking Forward to This Bizarre Sequence for Months!"
"Holy Gingersnaps! Might the Party Not Happen now?! Curse this Suspenseful Suspense!"
"Can You Smell the Suspense? I Know I Can! *Sniff.*"
"I Love Things that Logically Never Should Have Been Made Being Put to Good Use."
"Worst. Taunt. EVER."
"It's Hard to Stay Angry at a Naked Chick."
"Gaspity-Gasp-gasp! NOBODY Could've Seen THIS Coming!"
"Mourn the Loss of Tedd's Soda."
"Uryuomoco Is a Lovely Language."
"This Comic Was Brought to You by the Same Sponsors that Supply Us with Sickeningly Football-Like Coverage of the Military Action in Iraq."
""Nanase: Scantily Clad for Hire" OR "Justin's Frustration" OR PERHAPS "Justin's Cat Out of the Bag" OR MAYBE "Dan Couldn't Decide on a Title"."
"AAAA!!! MY VIRGIN EARS!!!"
"Perhaps She's a Teddsexual?"
"A Touching Offer of Physical Violence."
"Hello, My Name Is Dan, and This Comic Made Me Cry."
"There Are Occasional Benefits to Being Large."
"Highly Skilled at Not Giving a Crap."
"And From the Shadows Came Forth Jeremy."
"Power Goes Up, Power Goes Down, Power Goes Up, Power..."
"My Goonish Sense Is Tingling!"
"Catnip: A Nifty Substance that Drives Cats Insane with Its Minty Smell that Can Be Released by Rolling Around in It."
"On Strike; No Title for You!"
"You Don't Know How Tempting It Was to Take the Wind Effect a Step Further."
"The Non-Triumphant Return of the Coat of Solitude."
"The German Scientist's Name Is Dr. Germahn???"
"Remember: REAL Hammers Do REAL Damage."
"Hey Man, Rollerblading Is Hard. That or I Just Suck at It."
"WHAT?! But...Past...Reveal...Argh!"
"Man Do I Love Knowing Who That Is and You Don't."
"Sarah didn't know what to expect from her male form, but one thing can be said for certain... She had expected more."
"Thank-you pounce!"
"(in Filler): Yay legality!"
"INCONVENIENT CUT SCENE!"
"Magic nose beepage!"
"Insert graphic adult images here."
"They stayed up watching movies until dawn, an act that they will no doubt regret during the day that follows... for tomorrow night will be painted black..."
"Look!! Snazzy hands-free phone gear!!"
"Translated from the noble language of the squirrels."
"Horns digitally added to emphasize mischieviousness."
"And since we have an extra panel, let's observe the Dunkels having dessert, shall we? …Yeesh…"
"Badass hair flowing in the wind effect with no wind is your friend."
"Overly descriptive narration is your friend."
"(in Filler): After being introduced to Espresso, Dance Music, and Cotton Candy, all within five minutes of each other, Grace was no longer detectable by the naked eye. You knew she was around, however, as sudden wind currents and random objects being knocked over served as evidence of the super-hyper squirrel girl's presence."
"This overly-descriptive thought bubble has been brought to you by the Lucky Bunny Bounty Show, now in reruns."
"(for a showdown between Elliot and the goo monster): Be sure to place your potentially illegal and morally objectionable bets now 'cause once this gets started it won't be over 'til it's over!"
"Liam: Whether I like it or not, I am a part of this unjust system, and must remain so if I am to be of any use to anyone."
"Liam: Especially not when I am as highly ranked in society as a griffin can be."
"Liam: I am an advocate for change, but I cannot pretend I stand outside the system."