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April 10, 2026
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"[seeing Natalya for the first time] Whoa... I've had wet dreams that weren't this good..."
"Attention, Blisk: I am Cryptosporidium of the Planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire, and your asses belong to ME!"
"Cryptography? That's practically my middle name! Well, my only name."
"Well, thanks, "Freak". I'm off to go find Coyote Bongwater... can't believe I just said that."
"Russian Male Peasant: Mind says Lenin, but body says Stalin. And shockingly, at heart I am being straight capitalist. Go figuring."
"Russian Male Peasant: If Leninism, Trotskyism and Stalinism are all agreeing with Marxism... is this making them Marx Brothers?"
"Russian Female Scientist: Lately have been feeling as though am just following script... as if am reading lines written for me by someone... eerie."
"Russian Female Scientist: Someday, my prince will come... damn the Soviet mail system!"
"Russian Female Scientist: Einstein, Bohr, Asimov - male scientists get all glory! All women are getting is dead radiologist!"
"Russian Female Scientist: Against all probability, probability machine is functioning perfectly! Cat in box, on other hand, may be dead. Or not. Hard to say."
"Russian Female Scientist: Is safe to be scientist - we are least expendable, no? Government would never harm great minds of society!"
"Russian Female Peasant: How come there are only two types of bras in Russia? Slovenly or femme fatale?"
"Russian Male Peasant: Supposedly, scientists are performing numerous nuclear experiments in town. I suppose it would explain why I am peeing green."
"Yamanosuke Hirotaro:: Maybe I go to Hollywood, make martial arts movie about me and put black basketball star in it as bad guy. Nah! It would never work."
"Agent Soychorski: Curse you, Furon! I am atheist, but on the off-chance hell exists, I will haunt you from beyond!"
"African-American Hippie: My favorite Jackson? Gotta be Michael. He's just so normal!"
"The Freak: I wonder if there really is life on other planets. I wonder if aliens really do walk among us. I wonder if an alien is reading my mind RIGHT NOW!"
"Russian Mafia Thug: Why is Russian mafia needing to kill innocent people? Our government is doing a good enough job with that already."
"Albion Square: An American! AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Albion Hippie: Little Green Americans! Little Green Americans!"
"Albion Hippie Girl: I'm gonna be the first hooker elected Prime Minister! Unless Thatcher gets there first..."
"Albion Square: [while dancing] Can you direct me to the Ministry of Silly Walks, please?"
"Albion Policeman: Move! Or I'll say... "move" again!"
"Albion Policeman: Stop! Or I'll say... "stop" again."
"Tunguska Soldier: Beating on proletariat is good job, but hours are murder. HA HA! HA HA!"
"KGB Cosmonaut: From here, Earth is looking like... blue cheese!"
"KGB Cosmonaut: Compared to Soviet Union, moon is looking like colorful paradise!"
"KGB Cosmonaut: Despite fact there is being no air, I am hearing something."
"Shama Llama: Hail Arkvoodle! Lord of the sacred crotch!"
"The Freak: I don't know his real name, but he calls himself, COYOTE BONGWATER! ... Which is pretty righteous."
"Big City Hippie Girl: "The Adventures of Luke Starkiller"? Yeah, right! You keep dreaming, Georgie!"
"Big City Hippie Girl: I don't care what she says - I'm not letting Ruth Gordon take away MY demon baby!"
"Big City Hippie Girl: The kids? Eh, they're all right."
"Big City Hippie Girl: Newsflash, Brad: "sexual liberation" does NOT mean open season on grabbin' my ass!"
"Big City Hippie Girl: Sex, drugs, rock and roll... DO I HAVE TO PICK?!"
"Bay City Hippie: Man, what are you on? I want some!"
"Bay City Urban Female: All right, I'm finally liberated! ... Now what?"
"Bay City Urban Female: Roger's never going to leave his wife - good thing I'm doing her too!"
"Bay City Urban Female: What does Sue Storm do with her clothes?"
"Bay City Urban Female: Burn my bra? And get all saggy?! Please!"
"Bay City Urban Male: Wonder if my Nudist Monthly came in the mail today..."
"Bay City Urban Male: Damn druggies. Why can't they just abuse alcohol like the rest of us?"
"Black Ninja: AmiYumi girls/Have not even been born yet./Oh, my aching heart!"
"Black Ninja: Ninjas and pirates/Always at each other's throats./Can we not be friends?"
"Black Ninja: What if we are all/Characters in video game?/Now my mind is blown!"
"Black Ninja: Why think in haiku/When I speak in normal prose?/Better not to ask."
"White Ninja: Angelina J,/You're not even been born yet, but/I can hardly wait."
"White Ninja: I am not teenaged,/Nor a mutant, nor turtle./Liked the comic, though."
"White Ninja: Salmon swim upstream/Until they spawn or they die./Fish sex must be great."
"White Ninja: Dendrophiles are hot./Too bad I am not a tree./Then I would get some."