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"Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our tour of the ages of man! Next, the "Pounding of Electro" exhibit!"
"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Remember, kids - TV rots the mind!"
"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Explosions! Now in Activision!"
"Yeah, I think a lightning cascade qualifies as worse!"
"Lightning rings! I suppose it could be worse!"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) The strong, silent type, huh? I bet the ladies love you guys!"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Wait a second - do any of you guys know Iron Man?"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Electrified swords and armour versus fists. That hardly seems fair... for you guys!"
"(fighting the Lizard) Why couldn't the Doc experiment with bunny DNA? Had to be a lizard!"
"(fighting Hammerhead on a rooftop) I can see my house from here!"
"Thanks, thank you, buy, yep, thanks, buy, thank you, thanks, bye. (after stopping the plane)"
"Ladies and gentlemen, please exit the plane safely. (after stopping the plane)"
"Thank you for flying "Air Spider". (after stopping the plane)"
"Nice. Shaft, lasers, electric fields, huge crushing iron doors... that's just what I need. Yep. Just what I need."
"Sorry, boys and girls, but I don't think I'm gonna let you arrest me today."
"(after finding the article on the Zeus' Tear jewel) Huh?! You gotta be kidding me! Oh, great. Just great. Well, I could hope that Electro can't read, but I guess he could have someone do that for him. Hope I'm not too late getting to that museum. What do I do about the doctor, though? Electro probably still needs the doctor to show him how the device works, so she should be safe for now. Let's hope Electro's as dim as he looks."
"Nighty-night, Sandman!"
"Just my luck, a construction site. Hey, wait a minute - Sandman is vulnerable to water, and that looks like a water pump! If I can get the pressure high enough, maybe I can make mudpies out of our little friend here."
"(fighting Hammerhead's thugs) Hey, who dresses you guys, anyway - Hobgoblin?"
"I bet all these guys are on Hammerhead's payroll. Wonder if Hammerhead provides his goons with medical and dental?"
"(after unlocking an electronic door) As Edison said when he discovered electricity: OWW!"
"Quick, Spider-Lad, you stop the plane, while I get the bad guys! Wait - I don't have a sidekick."
"(after beating Shocker) I believe that's all the time we have for today. I think we made some real progress today, Shocker, I really do. Hey, uh, when you get to prison, remember to share your feelings with the group, okay?"
"(fighting Shocker) No, you CAN'T have my lunch money!"
"That's it, Shocker, let it out! Vent, vent!"
"What happened, Shocker? Did you flunk out of electrician school?"
"You're gettin' sloppy, Shocker old buddy!"
"I don't need pointy ears and a cape to figure out this is probably another heist."
"(fighting a whole warehouse full of henchmen) All eyes on me! Aww, I feel special!"
"(What if? Contest)"
"(After defeating Mysterio )"
"(Spider-Man leaps onto a rooftop, and the police chopper chasing him crashes into a tower)"
"(During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)"
"(Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)"
"[deleted scene] Well, Spidey fans, thus ends our tale. For now, we hope you enjoyed our scintillating saga of nefarious villains scheming and spectacular hero daring do. But until next time, true believers, excelsior!"
"Ah, the cliché seedy waterfront warehouse. Although, I'm guessing that this particular warehouse has a bit more in store for the web-head than even he can imagine."
"Plunging into battle with Symbiotes other than Carnage and Venom? And hostages? Old web-head's got his work cut out for him today."
"[deleted scene] Here it comes. The yin and yang of superheroes and supervillains; Spider-Man and Venom. And now Venom has kidnapped the webslinger’s wife Mary Jane! Don’t let him get away, Spidey!"
"Oh boy, Spidey fans! Black Cat is out! Rhino's looking to take Spidey down as well! But fortunately for the web-slinger, Rhino's only got a one-track mind!"
"Uh-oh, Spidey! Scorpion's had it out for old J. Jonah Jameson from day one, blaming Jameson for being stuck in his scorpion suit! Spidey had better get there quickly, or JJJ may end up in the obituaries of his own paper!"
"Welcome, true believers and newcomers alike! Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee here! Once again, we find our hero Peter Parker, better known around the world as the Amazing Spider-Man, in a heap of trouble. But this is just the beginning, Spidey fans! So get ready for a true superhero action thriller, packed to the brim with thrills and chills, twists and turns, more supervillains than you can shake a web at and of course, nonstop web-slinging, wall-crawling action!"
"It's not my fault. Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone KNOWS you can't control the Symbiotes!"
"Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!"
"Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"CURSE YOU!!!"
"You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!"
"Who's laughing NOW, Spidey?! HAHAHAAA! I believe it's ME!!"
"I've got you NOW, little spider!"
"What ARE you doing?!"