"Narrator: As the hair on the back of a cat stands up straight, so also does the love between Vlad and Clara stand up against all obstacles. But what about the baby? What about the bat child support? Stay tuned next season for those answers and more."

"Vlad: Clara!"

"Clara: You bought a kids' meal? Oh, Vlad!"

"Vlad: The joke's on you! I found it in a kids' meal!"

"Clara: Well how's this? I'm keeping the diamond ring."

"Vlad: Sounds like something he got from your side of the family!"

"Clara: He ate the cat!"

"Vlad: The baby isn't mine!"

"Clara: You need to see your son!"

"Vlad: I may be undead, but you're heartless."

"Clara: You call that a house? It was like a morgue in there."

"Vlad: You burned down my house?!"

"Narrator: As the trees sway in the wind, so also do emotions sway between star-crossed lovers!"

"The Immortal and the Restless Episode 5:"

"Ennard: I will find a way out..."

"Elizabeth Afton: Hello? Hellooo? Heeellooo...? We need you so that we can hide! We need you so that we can leave...! I don't understand... I don't understand! I know it was an accident! Everything is okay. I'm still here. You have to let me inside the room! Isn't this why you came here? To be with me again?"

"Ennard: (in Circus Baby's voice) Why didn't you trust me? Why didn't you trust me...? Why didn't you believe me? Sometimes I don't understand why people do the things that they do... I thought you liked me. I thought I did everything right. We don't want to hurt anyone... But, we need you. We need you, so that we can leave. We need you, so that we can hide. We need you, so that we can look like you. If they find us like this, we won't be able to try again. If they find us like this... We won't be able to try again... You must help us. You must let us inside the room. You must... Let us... Inside... The room... Isn't this why you came here? To be with her again? I don't understand. You won't die. And it will only hurt for a moment."

"HandUnit: It seems that you have accidentally wandered into a restricted area. Due to the sensitive nature of the materials that you may be exposed to here, you will not be allowed to leave until the clean-up crew arrives at 6 AM, so hang tight. Rest assured that you will be promptly rescued, fired, then sent home. Thank you for being an employee. We hope that your experience has not been as regrettable as ours."

"Ennard: (in Circus Baby's voice) You are in the Scooping Room now. Funtime Foxy has already been here today. Funtime Freddy has already been here today. Ballora has already been here today. Circus Baby has already been here today. I've been out before, but they always put me back. They always put us back inside. There's nowhere for us to hide here. There is nowhere to go... when we look like this. But, if we looked like you, then we could hide. If we looked like you, then we would have somewhere to go. The Scooper only hurts for a moment."

"HandUnit: Warning: You've entered a highly dangerous area. You have entered from Maintenance Hatch 1B, reserved for cleaning and repair of the Scooper. Entering this side of the room is strictly prohibited by unauthorized personnel."

"Ennard: (in Circus Baby's voice) Can you hear me? I'm pretending. Remember how I said I could pretend? The cameras are watching. I must be careful not to move. Something bad happened yesterday. Something bad always happens. I don't want it to happen again. There is something bad... inside of me! I'm broken. I can't be fixed. I'm going to be taken to the Scooping Room soon, but it's not going to fix what's wrong with me. What is bad is always left behind. Will you help me? I want you to save what is good, so the rest can be destroyed and never recovered. But you must be careful. Ballora is here — in the room, with us. Ballora will not return to her stage. Ballora will not return to her body. You must be careful. You must remain calm, and listen to my voice. There is a button on my cheek. You must find it and press it. There is a passcode that you must enter before you can retrieve me. Enter the code carefully. (number varies) Good. A hatch should have opened. Take the card that you find inside. Now you must turn back. I will guide you through Funtime Auditorium so you can reach the Scooping Room. When you are there, I want you to destroy this body. Put the card into your handheld device, and I can continue to speak to you. Now, press the green button to your left. This will send me to the Scooping Room. You must follow my instructions in Funtime Auditorium. Ballora is going to follow you. She will try to catch you. I will help you avoid her. She will not follow you inside the Scooping Room; she is afraid. Go back now. Go forward... Stop. Go forward and left... Keep going... Stop. Be silent. Go forward and left... Stop. Go forward. You are almost there... Stop. She is right in front of you. Don't move. (to Ballora) He is here to help, Ballora. He is not here to hurt us. Ballora, he is here to help us... (to Player) Go forward again. Ballora is behind you. She is afraid of the Scooping Room; she will not follow you."

"HandUnit: Welcome back to your last day on the job — that is, the last day of your first week. Some of the most valued qualities that we like to see in new employees are determination, fearlessness, and a genuine disregard for instinctive self-preservation. You've earned your one-week bonus, which will be given to you in the form of a delightful gift basket, the cost of which will be taken out of your next paycheck. We have gift baskets containing fruit, nuts, flowers, and of course, the ever-popular cash basket. Using the keypad below, please enter the first few letters of the gift basket you would like to receive. It seems you had some trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: "Exotic Butters". Please be aware that there are still two technicians on-site today. Try to avoid interfering with their work, if possible. Also, feel free to ask them why they are still there, and encourage them to go home. Let's check on Ballora, and make sure she's on her stage. Great. Now, let's check on Funtime Foxy. Great. It looks like everything is as it should be in Funtime Auditorium. Your task today will involve more maintenance work. Circus Baby had a rough day, and is in need of repair. You will be required to reach the Parts & Service Room by once again sneaking through Funtime Auditorium. As always, please proceed with caution. Great job reaching Parts & Service. Circus Baby has been deactivated for an unknown reason. It's your job to make sure she's structurally stable and secured to the conveyor. Our technicians will take it from there."

"Narrator: How will it all end? The passion, the tension, the intrigue! Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion."

"Clara: Good! Because I also set the house on fire!"

"Vlad: Good! I like it warm!"

"Clara: Well the joke's on you! I set the thermostat to 90 before I left."

"Vlad: The joke's on you, it's a rental!"

"Clara: Okay, well how's this? I'm taking the car!"

"Vlad: Wait, was that a vampire joke? That was so lame, Clara. Like I haven't heard that a million times."

"Clara: Vlad, you suck."

"Vlad: Clara, it's not my baby!"

"Narrator: As the moon rises, so also rises the tension between scorned lovers."

"The Immortal and the Restless Episode 4:"