"Oh now, I take a great deal of pride working a bunch of splinters into the feet of all about to walk my plank! Har har! 'Tis the extra touches that makes all the difference."

"(last words before his death) Smartest man of the 7 seas!"

"Avast, lubbers! Didn't think ye could steal from the smartest man on the Seven Seas and not taste the repercussions!"

"It shames me fierce to tell ye, shipmate, but I lost me galleon in a game of cards. And worse yet, the map was stolen by that terror, Captain LeFwee"

"My fireworks are not flares. They burst with ferocious beauty and then disappear like the lightning."

"What do you care if I bury a few worthless villages in the snow? You're a thief, just like me."

"I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Racconus?"

"YOU ARE... correct. Forgive me, my mind is not always my own."

"I hate you, Sly Cooper. You've ruined me, ruined the Panda King."

"Stone Dragon of the temple, I summon you... from rock to flesh, aid the family Tsao in this hour of need!"

"Jing King is mine! Once our bloodlines cross it shall be glorious."

"Who needs friends when you can have servants? Who needs affection when you can have obedience?"

"(upon confronting Sly Cooper) Ah, the famous Sly Cooper. It seems you and your little gang were able to follow the trail I left for you. Of course, you'll be helpless without them as you soon discover."

"(to Bentley) You can do other things! I'm sure Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code."

"(to Carmelita) Hey! You're that cop hag that busted me back in Mesa City!"

"(to Bentley) Hey man, you can try, but you'll never capture my essential style. It's like smoke, ungrababble and all over the place! But no matter, no thing, come at me with some turtle talk. You've got your own flavor."

"I'm gonna knock out every single one of your teeth, and make you EAT them.... Trust me, I don't make idle threats."

"Quit talking stupid kid, AND DIE!"

"Listen to the song OF YOUR DEATH!"

"Sly Cooper and his secret plans. Who's this "veiled bride" he's so interestd in anyways? Well, he's not the only one who can play the disguise game. I'll give and his gang a shotgun wedding they'll never forget!"

"Cooper! (groans) These guys have to brag, even when they're running away."

"Interpol, I've captured Sly Cooper. Repeat, captured Sly Cooper. Requesting instruction unit, over."

"Don't move or I'll zap you."

"Blast it, Sly. Why run? Why not face me like a real man?!"

"First things first. Put Cooper down and we'll talk terms."

"That's right! Hide in the sewers like the rat you are!"

"No one hurts my criminal!"

"Then why is it called the Cooper Gang, you self-centered egomaniac?!"

"Please! Keep your touchy-feely rhetoric to yourself! I can't stomach it! You Coopers are a bunch of dirty, attention-grubbing thieves! All of you, thieves!"

"I've got the deed to this island. This fortress is mine, everything here... is mine! Which now includes the key to the vault. Hand over the cane."

"Ah, Murray. You're much stronger than McSweeney ever was."

"Ha ha! You and your foolish friends keep trying to beat me with your guns! They're like toys to my creatures. If this Whale-Fly had vocal chords he'd laugh at your silly little faces! (Laughs)"

"(meeting Sly Cooper for the first time) Cooper...! No, you must be Sly Cooper, the new keeper of the cane! How I've longed for this."

"You're as weak as your father!"

"I have no fight with you Bentley. You and I are the same."

"YES! The Cooper Gang, rules the roost! We're the kings of the hill! The totally maxed-out, heavy weight, champions!"

"Yeah! You're all knocked down and "The Murray" stands tall! Like a freaking totem pole of strongism!"

"Yes! The Murray lives! I will never forget you, brave little RC car! We will be friends forever! You can ride in my van!"

"Keep your head down, stay clear. I'm going to crack alot of skulls and I don't want your's to be one of them!"

"That's right, plug-head! I'm like a semi truck with its brakes cut!"

"The Murray has been and always will be... FINESSE!"

"Find the match deep inside yourself... light it, and let the fire burn up your gut and boil your blood!"

"What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?"

"Greetings, old– (sees Carmelita) Inspector Fox!? Man, you're in it again."

"My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire."

"What's the point of having fists if you can't bash steel doors with them?!"