"Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back"

"One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)"

"Egg put it on your Face (Keating)"

"Space the Three Years Between Elections"

"I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?"

"This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)"

"I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans"

"Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car"

"Who's Hancock?"

"Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?"

"You really knocked their socks of back there"

"Suck A Duck, making Australian's what they are today."

"Last year Brent Smythe made as much money as the Prime Minister and his whole cabinet squared."

"Once You've seen a Smythe ad you know Smythe has his own way of doing things."

"Barry I want you to break that cigarette"

"Theo my son's still a virgin boy."

"I was thinking sought of you and I could go upstairs and play Doctors + Lawyers."

"I Just love this time of evening dear. (Cliff,Vizard). Sunset Cliff? (Claire, Downey). No, Primetime!"

"The Liberal Party."

"That's terrible chief if you have Politicians, without policies what do you have?"

"The ol' disappearing policy trick."

"Lurch feel up Tish I'm standing for parliament"

"They Promised By 1990 no Child would be living in poverty, so Why am I dressed like this, 'cause your fat + ugly Pugsley."

"What Their re-playing 1960's T.V Shows In Prime Time?"

"Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface"

"What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know"

"Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising."

"She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!"

"I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl."

"You stick with me cos i'm always in the black."

"15 percent, 15 percent"

"Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax."

"You mean a sex change"

"Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortunate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies."

"Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them."

"Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal."

"Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?"

"Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration"

"Shame, Shame, Shame, Slut, Slut, Slut. (Derryn Doll sketch)"

"Shame Shame Shame"

"Buddy Holly (Kevin McDonald): I’m fuckin’ Buddy Holly! That’s who I am!"

"Dave Foley: I once shot a man just to watch him die, then I got distracted and missed it. Oh my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same."

"Drill sergeant: YOU... ARE... SCUM! Do you hear me soldier? Wally: Yes, sir! Drill sergeant: Do you know what we are going to be doing today? Wally: No, sir! Drill sergeant: We are going to be doing push-ups all day, you and me, all day! [Wally smiles] Do you think that's funny, soldier? Wally: No, sir! Drill sergeant: Well, just for that, you are going to be doing those push-ups with me lying on your back! You are going to discover muscles, you never knew you had! BIG... muscles, HARD... muscles! Wally: Oh, yesss, sir!"

"Chris: Cat on my head!"

"Raymond Hurdicure (Dave Foley): So I hear Dad's dead, hey is that eggnog?"

"Don: You know, those words hurt. But you must realize they come from a man who's gone mad with depression. Unfortunately, it seems to happen to some of our greatest geniuses. People like Oppenheimer, Schweitzer, Boxcar Willie..."