"I decline. I refuse to be king. Ladies and gentleman, it is Princess Mia, who should rule. She is bright and she is caring, but more importantly she has a vision. One that will take Genovia forward and if the Parliament were astute, they would name her queen. Listen to her, she'll take us into the 21st century. Besides, just think how lovely she'll look on our postage stamp."

"[to Mia] I think it's time I bowed out gracefully, don't you?"

"It wouldn't be nothing. Genovia would be in good hands, and, she would be happy."

"Maybe, maybe it wouldn't be so bad if she ran the country."

"I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."

"I'd like to tell her what she can do with her eggs."

"I'll cover for you. Go, Rapunzel, go!"

"I can announce myself: Lily Moscovitz!"

"Lenny, Squiggy, ZIP IT!"

"[sees Nicholas] My hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guilderstern, come with me."

"[singing to herself while watching Mia and Andrew play badminton] They were smitten, while playing badminton. Where's my kitten?"

"My lord Archbishop, I would like to take this man as my husband, if you please."

"[to wedding guests] I know it was short notice, but... you were all dressed."

"Dear Joseph... is it too late to ask you to accept my hand in marriage?"

"We never rush, we hasten."

"Well Maurice, it's just you and I. Or are you upset with me too? [Maurice leaves]"

"[Mia shows up in soaking wet clothes] Do I want to know?"

"A princess never chases a chicken."

"As your queen I simply cannot condone it... as a Grandma, I say right on!"

"A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

"Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert, I ask the members of parliament to think about your nieces, your sisters, your daughters and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband."

"[to her grandmother] Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't."

"To be a princess, you've got to believe that you're a princess. You've gotta walk the way you think a princess should walk, so think tall, smile and wave, and just have fun."

"[after Andrew gives her an engagement ring] Do I have to put it on myself?"

"Andrew, could you try to talk without moving your lips? The lip-readers have binoculars."

"[to Andrew, laughing] Why, thank you, sir. I think you might be even clumsier than me!"

"I have my own mall!"

"[throwing herself onto her bed] This is so COOL!"

"There are 550 years of Renaldi's on these walls, and I will be up there next to my father."

"Eugene Levy - Jim's Dad"

"Patton Oswalt – Hedges"

"Christopher Heyerdahl – Caulder"

"Natasha Lyonne – Sommerfield"

"James Remar – Ray Cumberland"