"Deals come and go. Wellman will always be Wellman. But you know what bothers me? I walk down the street and this cute little boy says, "Look Mommy, there goes the Hamster's BITCH!""

"[To Denise] I never... never wanted to hurt you. Understand? I thought that if you knew Buddy was a part of me, you wouldn't have me."

"[Has lost all of his intelligence. Denise asks him to tell her who she is] Ah, pretty lady!"

"You know it's funny how you get used to certain things in life. You get used to being overweight. I did. You even get used to people making fun of you. Somewhere along the line I got used to being alone. And I just don't want to be alone anymore."

"[chasing a chicken] I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot."

"Sylvia Meals - Mary Anne Creed"

"Leonard Gaines - Agent"

"Joe Spinell - Tony Gazzo"

"Tony Burton - Duke (Apollo's Trainer)"

"[to Adrian] I was wonderin' if, uh, you wouldn't mind marryin' me very much."

"Burgess Meredith - Mickey Goldmill"

"Carl Weathers - Apollo Creed"

"Burt Young - Paulie"

"Talia Shire - Adrian"

"Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa"

"The Italian Stallion is back!"

"The story continues..."

"The Rematch Of The Century."

"Duke: [to Apollo] You're the Man. You're number one. The Champ, the best of all time. Girls love you - Men, old people love you. Young people love you. You're the best. You're the Man, and he's yours. He's yours, he's yours. This bum shouldn't be in the same ring with you. I want you to show him who you are tonight. Show him who you are tonight. Stick him!"

"Duke: [to Apollo about Rocky] He's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before, and the man kept coming after you. Now, we don't need that kinda man like that in our lives. I know what you're feelin'. Let it go! Let it go! You're the champ."

"There's one thing I want you to do for me. Win. Win!"

"Hey Rock. It's three in the morning. I went up to your house there and they told me you was here. It's a 3:00am kid. You know that Adrian, she's a good girl. Me, you know I'm sorry for both of ya. There's nothing I can do about it. Except uh I wanna tell you this once and then uh I ain't gonna say it again. Well, Rocky, you got another shot. It's a second shot at the, I don't know, the biggest title in the world. And you're gonna be swappin' punches with the most dangerous fighter in the world. And just in case, you know, your brain ain't workin' so good, all this happens pretty soon and you ain't ready. You're nowhere near in any shape. So I say, you know, for God's sake, why don't you stand up and fight this guy hard?! Like ya done before? That was beautiful! But don't lay down in front of him like this! Like, I don't know, like some kind of mongrel or something. 'Cause he's gonna kick your face in pieces, you know that? That's right. This guy just don't wanna win, you know. He wants to bury ya, he wants to humiliate ya. He wants to prove to the whole world that you was nothing but some kind of a...a freak the first time out. And he said you're a one-time lucky bum. Well, now, I don't, I don't wanna get mad, in a biblical place like this, but I think you're a hell of a lot more than that, kid. A hell of a lot! No, wait a minute. If you wanna blow it, if you wanna blow this thing, damn it, I'm gonna blow it with ya. If you want to stay here, I'll stay with you. I'll stay with ya. Yeah. I'll stay and pray. What I got to lose?"

"You're gonna eat lightnin'; you're gonna crap thunder."

"Man, I won, but I didn't beat him!"

"[Adrian asks about Rocky's eyesight] I see fine. I see like a Beagle, or something."

"Richard Roxburgh – Hugh Stamp"

"Dougray Scott – Sean Ambrose"

"Ving Rhames – Luther Stickell"

"Anthony Hopkins – Swanbeck"

"Tom Cruise – Ethan Hunt"

"Dr. Nekhorvich: Well, I've heard..."

"Dr. Nekhorvich: [first line, repeated line] Well, Dimitri, every search for a hero must begin with something every hero needs, a villain. Therefore, in a search for our hero, Bellerophon, we have created a monster: Chimera."

"Nyah Nordolf-Hall: I don't have a conscience. I'm a bloody thief."

"Nyah Nordolf-Hall: [having injected herself with the virus] You're not gonna shoot me, Sean! Not this bitch. 'Cause she's worth thirty seven…million pounds!"

"Luther Stickell: [After getting shot at] That punk put a hole in my Versace!"

"Luther Stickell: [After getting shot at] Oh, I'm mad now!"

"Luther Stickell: The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do."

"Well, mate, maybe this is one of those times we shouldn't follow orders."

"This is not mission difficult, Mr. Hunt, it's mission impossible. Difficult should be a walk in the park for you."

"[On recording played through Ethan's sunglasses] Good morning, Mr. Hunt. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves the recovery of a stolen item designated Chimera. You may select any two team members, but it is essential that the third team member be Nyah Nordoff-Hall. She is a civilian, and a highly capable professional thief. You have forty-eight hours to recruit Miss Nordoff-Hall and meet me in Seville to receive your assignment. As always, should you or any member of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions. And Mr. Hunt, the next time you go on holiday, please be good enough to let us know where you're going."

"Run that bastard down."

"[Ethan approaches him with a knife] Go ahead, Hunt. Use it. It's not a bad way to go. A lot better than the way that bitch is going to die."

"STOP... MUMBLING!"

"[holds up the anti-virus in front of the infected Nyah] Feel like pleading for your life?"

"You're sorry and I'm sorry."

"You know, that was the hardest part about having to portray you…grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes."

"You know women, mate. Like monkeys, they are. Won't let go of one branch until they've got a grip on the next!"