"Reggie and Sam have quite a lark tooling around a seemingly empty Los Angeles, going on fancy, nonspending sprees in chic boutiques. They even meet a handsome young man who shows a distinct interest in Reggie to Sam's disappointment. Then, however, the zombies attack, and after the zombies, there arrive on the scene the members of some secret Government mission who know that their only hope of survival is to steal the young women's blood."

"Is Night of the Comet a totally cheestastic and sometimes completely outlandish sci-fi flick? Of course. But I think it's the film's ability to embrace its own zaniness that has cemented Night of the Comets legacy in modern horror as by far one of the most inventive cult classics to have been spawned during the 80's."

"Oh, girls just wanna have fun"

"See, Night of the Comet is legendary for being that movie where the end of the world comes and all that remains are a couple of dingbat Valley Girls who take the sudden emptying out of their city as a great opportunity to do some "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"-scored shopping."

"The last time it came the dinosaurs disappeared"

"Narrator: Did you ever wonder what it would be like to be one of the last people on Earth?"

"Robert Beltran — Hector Gomez"

"Night of the Comet is a successful pastiche of numerous science fiction films, executed with an entertaining, tongue-in-cheek flair that compensates for its absence in originality."

"Let's play a game: it's called scary noises."

"Narrator: Since before recorded time, it had swung through the universe in an elliptical orbit so large that its very existence remained a secret of time and space. But now, in the last few years of the twentieth century, the visitor was returning. The citizens of Earth would get an extra Christmas present this year as their planet orbited through the tail of the comet. Scientists predicted a light show of stellar proportions, something not seen on earth for sixty-five million years—indeed not since the time that the dinosaurs disappeared—virtually overnight. There were a few who saw this as more than just a coincidence, but most didn't…"

"Steve LaBeau: I'm Steve LaBeau, trapped inside your radio, the guy who really cares about you; I mean, who else would sit in this little box everyday just to play music?"

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"

"Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."

"If something's wrong, it's wrong; majority rule doesn't have anything to do with it."

"Regina Belmont: Come on, Hector: the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives."

"Seems to be the perfect Christmas gift this year."

"You were born with an asshole, Doris—you don't need Chuck."

"This is Samantha Belmont, one-third owner of the Greater Los Angeles Basin, speaking."

"[after her MAC-10 jams during target practice] See, this is the problem with these things. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."

"Hector Gomez: [after child zombie smashes fist through door] Geez! There goes the neighbourhood."

"My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!"

"Sarah I don't know, my parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers."

"It was the last thing on earth they ever expected."

"They came. They Shopped. They saved the world!"

"The comet's coming, and the world will never be the same."

"Shirley Warde — Helen Blair"

"Walter Baldwin — Seth Marcy"

"Kenneth MacDonald — Sheriff Ed Willis"

"Richard Fiske — Dr. Richard Sayles"

"Amanda Duff — Anne Blair"

"Anne Revere — Mrs. Walters"

"Boris Karloff — Dr. Julian Blair"

"KARLOFF TURNS KILLER IN A HORROR-CRAMMED THRILLER!"

"When the Devil commands Karloff obeys...!"

"Ralph Penney — Karl"

"This mad wizard kills at will in Satan's service!"

"My father had become a very strange man!"

"They say my father's spirit must still lives in that house. I don't know. When he seemed to be so close to what he sought, something reached for him - a warning that human beings must not try to reach beyond death! I don't know. No one will ever know, and yet perhaps the time will come when the door to infinity will open... perhaps... perhaps..."

"Dr. Van Den: I know one thing, Julian - there are things human beings have no right to know!"

"I've got to use more amplification than I've ever used before. But I'm not going to hurt you!"

"Mrs. Walters: If you can do what you’re trying to do, you’ll own the world. You know that, don’t you?"

"Anne dear, your mother is not dead, not really. She's come back to me!"

"Dorothy Adams — Mrs. Marcy"

"From behind the moon they come...to invade the Earth! Abduct its women! Level its cities!"

"The greatest science-fiction picture ever conceived by the mind of man!"

"Kenji Sahara — Jōji Atsumi"

"Join humankind's most treacherous battle for survival!"

"They come from another world.... They want three kilometers of land—and...FIVE of your WOMEN!"

"Space Monsters Abduct Earth Women!"

"Yumi Shirakawa — Etsuko Shiraishi"