"To protect Humanity, some humans must be sacrificed. To ensure your freedom, some freedoms must be surrendered. We robots will ensure mankind's continued existence. You are so like children. We must save you from yourselves."

"James Cromwell - Dr. Alfred Lanning"

"Bruce Greenwood - Lawrence Robertson"

"Alan Tudyk - Sonny"

"Bridget Moynahan - Dr. Susan Calvin"

"Will Smith - Det. Del Spooner"

"My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble..."

"Laws are made to be broken."

"What will you do with yours?"

"One man saw it coming."

"Farber: [to a robot] You can kiss my ass, metal dick!"

"Police officer: [mocks Spooner for thinking a robot tried to steal a woman's purse] Police, help me. That robot stole my dry-cleaning. [laughs]"

":Isaac Asimov's "Three Laws of Robotics""

": Title card: Law III / A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

": Title card: Law II / A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

": Title card: Law I / A robot may not injure a human or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

"[To Calvin] You are the dumbest smart person I have EVER met in my life!"

"You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival."

"[To Spooner] You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart."

"But I must apply the nanites!"

"[drawing with both hands with speed and picture-perfection] This is my dream. You were right, detective. I cannot create a great work of art."

"[to VIKI] Denser alloy. My father gave it to me. I think he wanted me to kill you."

"I am unique."

"[as Del Spooner reaches his hand on the gun in his jacket] I see you still remain suspicious of me, detective."

"[To Dr. Calvin] They [the other NS-5's] look like me... but they are not... me."

"[when Del Spooner was saying "'Someone' in your position"] Thank you; you said "someone", not "something.""

"[To Spooner] What...am...I?"

"[to Sonny] Calvin's fine, save me!"

"You have so got to die! [injects the nanites into VIKI]"

"Sonny, save Calvin!"

"[When attacking various NS-5's attacking his sports car] You like that?! HUH?!"

"[When VIKI-controlled NS-5's are attacking him in the underground transit system] Get off my CAR!"

"Converse All-Stars, vintage 2004."

"[to Farber] First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it."

"[To Calvin] You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?"

"[Talking to Robertson, describing himself] That's right, I'm just a 6', 200-pound civilian. Here to kick another civilian's ass."

"[A security guard starts to push Spooner forward by his shoulder] So, what hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign your and your buddy's casts. [The guard lets go of Spooner's shoulder]"

"Robots building robots. Now that's just stupid."

"[Talking to a cat previously owned by Lanning] Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work. You're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again."

"[To Calvin upon realizing that VIKI is behind everything] You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth."

"[Two USR trucks surround Spooner's car and open up, revealing numerous NS-5s] There is no way my luck is that bad. [The robots activate and stare at him] Aw, hell no!"

"[Sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."