"Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen! Sh'yeah! And monkeys might fly outta' my butt! Ah, the MirthMobile..."

"Chris Farley - the well-informed security guard"

"Kurt Fuller - Russell Finley"

"Colleen Camp - Mimi Vanderhoff"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Noah Vanderhoff"

"Sean Gregory Sullivan - Phil, Wayne and Garth's perpetually wasted friend"

"Dan Bell - Neil"

"Lee Tergeson - Terry"

"Michael DeLuise - Alan"

"Lara Flynn Boyle - Stacy"

"Rob Lowe - Benjamin Kane"

"Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong"