"[scoffing at Earl's AA meetings] You are such a fucking hypocrite. If you were being honest, you would say, "Hi, my name is Earl, and I killed two people last night.""

"Why do you fight it so hard, Earl?"

"[after the killing blow to Mr. Smith] Before I was the Thumbprint Killer, Mr. Smith, I killed a lot of people in a lot of different ways."

"You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets."

"I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it."

"Finding someone you think would be fun to kill is a bit like... well, it's a bit like falling in love. You meet a lot of candidates, and you like some of them, and they're nice. But they're not right. And that special one comes along, and your heart beats faster, and you know that's the one."

"[after breaking into Mr. Smith's apartment] Don't worry. If I were here to kill you, you would already be dead. After you left today, I realized that our friendship was a little one-sided. So tomorrow night when we meet, if you'd be so kind as to bring all the pictures and the memory card from your camera. That way we could like each other simply for who we are. If you don't show up, I will presume that you've gone to the police, and I will kill you. Even if I go to jail because of you, Mr. Smith, someone will find you, wherever you are, and they will kill you."

"The hunger has returned to Mr. Brooks' brain. It never really left."

"Oliver Platt - Louis Sachs"

"Famke Janssen - Aggie Conrad"

"Lance Reddick - Arnie"

"Paul Schulze - Jake"

"Conrad Goode - Max"

"Victor Argo - Sydney Simon"

"Shawn Doyle - Russel Maddox"

"Jennifer Esposito - Sandra Cassidy"

"Guy Torry - Dolen"

"Skye McCole Bartusiak - Jessie Conrad"

"Brittany Murphy - Elisabeth Burrows"

"Sean Bean - Patrick Koster"

"Michael Douglas - Nathan Conrad"

"...I'll never tell."

"You're not like me, Nathan. I would have killed a man who took my little girl."

"Clive Swift - Johnny Porter"

"Billie Whitelaw - Hetty Porter"

"Vivien Merchant - Mrs. Oxford"

"Alec McCowen - Chief Inspector Oxford"

"Anna Massey - Babs Milligan"

"Barbara Leigh-Hunt - Brenda Blaney"

"Jean Marsh - Monica Barling"

"Michael Bates - Sergeant Spearman"

"Bernard Cribbins - Felix Forsythe"

"I expect she'll turn up sooner or later. These days, ladies abandon their honor far more readily than their clothes."

"Do I look like a sex murderer to you? Can you imagine me creeping around London, strangling all those women with ties? That's ridiculous... For a start, I only own two."

"If you can fix up a lot of idiots, why not me?"

"I don't know if you know it, Babs, but you're my type of woman."

"Don't forget, Bob's your uncle."

"Barry Foster - Robert Rusk"

"Jon Finch - Richard Blaney"

"From the Master of Shock... A Shocking Masterpiece!"

"Just an ordinary necktie used with a deadly new twist."

"A deadly new twist from the original Hitchcock."

"Just thinking about the lusts of men makes me want to heave. He spoke French, Spanish and German while in service."

"Mr. Rusk. You're not wearing your tie."

"No, discretion is not traditionally the strong suit of the psychopath, dear. Believe me, that's what we're dealing with. You ought to read his wife's divorce petition."

"Clark Gregg as Det. Paul Outerbridge"