"(during his final fight with Electro) No Blackbird, no Helicarrier, no Fantasticar - no reinforcements! Where is the love, people? Where is the love?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our tour of the ages of man! Next, the "Pounding of Electro" exhibit!"

"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Remember, kids - TV rots the mind!"

"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Explosions! Now in Activision!"

"Yeah, I think a lightning cascade qualifies as worse!"

"Lightning rings! I suppose it could be worse!"

"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) The strong, silent type, huh? I bet the ladies love you guys!"

"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Wait a second - do any of you guys know Iron Man?"

"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Electrified swords and armour versus fists. That hardly seems fair... for you guys!"

"(fighting the Lizard) Why couldn't the Doc experiment with bunny DNA? Had to be a lizard!"

"(fighting Hammerhead on a rooftop) I can see my house from here!"

"Thanks, thank you, buy, yep, thanks, buy, thank you, thanks, bye. (after stopping the plane)"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please exit the plane safely. (after stopping the plane)"

"Thank you for flying "Air Spider". (after stopping the plane)"

"Nice. Shaft, lasers, electric fields, huge crushing iron doors... that's just what I need. Yep. Just what I need."

"Sorry, boys and girls, but I don't think I'm gonna let you arrest me today."

"(after finding the article on the Zeus' Tear jewel) Huh?! You gotta be kidding me! Oh, great. Just great. Well, I could hope that Electro can't read, but I guess he could have someone do that for him. Hope I'm not too late getting to that museum. What do I do about the doctor, though? Electro probably still needs the doctor to show him how the device works, so she should be safe for now. Let's hope Electro's as dim as he looks."

"Nighty-night, Sandman!"

"Just my luck, a construction site. Hey, wait a minute - Sandman is vulnerable to water, and that looks like a water pump! If I can get the pressure high enough, maybe I can make mudpies out of our little friend here."

"(fighting Hammerhead's thugs) Hey, who dresses you guys, anyway - Hobgoblin?"

"I bet all these guys are on Hammerhead's payroll. Wonder if Hammerhead provides his goons with medical and dental?"

"(after unlocking an electronic door) As Edison said when he discovered electricity: OWW!"

"Quick, Spider-Lad, you stop the plane, while I get the bad guys! Wait - I don't have a sidekick."

"(after beating Shocker) I believe that's all the time we have for today. I think we made some real progress today, Shocker, I really do. Hey, uh, when you get to prison, remember to share your feelings with the group, okay?"

"(fighting Shocker) No, you CAN'T have my lunch money!"

"That's it, Shocker, let it out! Vent, vent!"

"What happened, Shocker? Did you flunk out of electrician school?"

"You're gettin' sloppy, Shocker old buddy!"

"I don't need pointy ears and a cape to figure out this is probably another heist."

"You Found My Weakness Spiderman...You Pay For That!"

"You're just a lot of talk and some tights!"

"Gonna put your mask in my trophy case!"

"I'm Gonna Bury You!"

"Yeah, bring it on, chump!"

"Hold still, punk!"

"I almost feel sorry for you!"

"Time for your Dirt Bag Wall-Crawler!"

"You won't stop us this time!"

"How Do you like that!"

"This is Gonna hurt!"

"Knock it off!"

"What have you done to me?!"

"(fighting a whole warehouse full of henchmen) All eyes on me! Aww, I feel special!"

"Beg for mercy!"

"Prepare for your end!"