"(performing Mojo Meltdown, eating nachos, gets the need to go to the bathroom) I love nachos! (Fred throws the nachos and runs away to the bathroom. Suddenly, a giant bowl of nachos lands on the opponents)"

"(mans turret) A: Push things! Do things! B: Fa la la la la la la, fa la la la la! C: I like doing things! D: Hey, what am I supposed to be doing?"

"(on fire) Fire, fire! Fred Fredburger!"

"(vs. Irwin) Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, eh, yes, yes."

"(vs. Chicken) I like eggs. I like chicken. I like fried chicken."

"(vs. Nergaling) Little black things."

"(vs. Clown) Ha ha ha, funny clowns."

"(vs. Viking) Vikings."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins."

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Big pumpkin, yes."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Meteor! Yes."

"(vs. everyone else and after finisher move) Yes!"

"(ready to battle) It's button-mashing time!"

"(after being selected) I'm armed and dangerous, baby!"

"(wins) Bow to your sensei."

"(performing Mojo Meltdown) Activate Plasmatronic Ultrablast Grenade Launcher! (shoots opponents) Oh yeah!"

"(on fire) I've been cooked in hotter fires than this."

"(mans turret) A: This is where Hoss really gets his chance to shine. B: I will crush your skull like an acorn! C: It's go time. D: Destroy all monsters! E: Action is my middle name. F: It's go time!"

"(vs. Billy) Scratch one, sasquach!"

"(vs. Mandy) Sorry, little boy, but you were in the way!"

"(vs. Grim) Get some skin, creep!"

"(vs. Irwin) Remember, Irwin, chicks dig scars!"

"(vs. Mogar) That's for wearing that weirdo makeup!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, baby, but you're just too dangerous!"

"(vs. Nergal) You lose, baby!"

"(vs. Fred) You make me sick!"

"(vs. Dracula) Another one bites the dust!"

"(vs. Jack) Time to make Mama Delgado's famous pumpkin pie recipe!"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) It's an early bedtime today, punk!"

"(vs. Boogey) I eat fear for breakfast! Fear, and hash browns!"

"(vs. Skarr) An eye for an eye I always say. 'Course, I only got one eye!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) No pain, no gain!"

"(vs. Chicken) Now all I need is a side order of waffles!"

"(vs. Nergaling) I almost feel sorry for these mutants."

"(vs. Clown) This is for ruining my third birthday, you dirty clowns!"

"(vs. Pumpkin) Pumpkins. They'll make monsters out of anything these days."

"(vs. Viking) Watch out! I pillage back!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) This reminds me of that movie with the gorilla. Curious something or other."

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) You won't get anything out of me, brain-eating meteor."

"(ready to battle) Why Dracula here? Dracula got bridge club today!"