People From Illinois

"Don't let your actions betray your intentions."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"Doing is thinking in the third dimension."

"An army of one answers to none."

"Every river is looking for an ocean."

"Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time."

"Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve."

"Happiness isn’t having something for yourself but wanting it for everyone."

"A shadow never sees the sun."

"You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"Good things come to those with bait."

"Tomorrow’s the future’s yesterday"

"No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven."

"A man with a bomb has never to beg."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"Dreaming is easy; I can do it in my sleep."

"Everyone matters more than you except to yourself."

"The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop."

"We are the offspring of extinct imagination."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"Her beauty is best experienced in the dark."

"I don’t love myself; I have other people do that for me."

"Some people play hard to get; I play hard to want."

"Jesus never walked on water, but he was always on thin ice."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"You can’t remember what you never forgot."

"What you believe is without a clue. What I believe is always true."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"There is no outfit that can make me fit in."

"He who has not sinned lacks a stone."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"The water I breathe would drown the more evolved."

"Only the evaporated ascend."

"The rich don’t start revolutions."

"Every teardrop returns to a cloud."

"Holding something sacred stunts its evolution."

"Adversity is the mother of contention."

"A stream of consciousness leads to an ocean of revelations."

"Evolution doesn’t work on creationists."

"It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him."

"Evolution is a two-way street."

"It’s not the size of the brush; it’s the expanse of the imagination."

"Absinthe makes the mind go wander."

"My thoughts hold my mind together."

"It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward."

"Criminals are the product of arrested development."