"An old dude named Ramuh taught me your language, kupo! He kept showing up in my dreams and telling me to help you, kupo! So... I'm gonna help you, kupo!"

"The hair! Watch the hair! I'm not a stuffed animal, kupo!"

"I'm your boss, kupo! You're gonna join us, kupo!"

"Help me! Kupo!!!"

"What a cute doggy!"

"Fuddy duddy."

"Waaaaaaahhhh! I'm gonna paint your portrait!"

"Say, sweetie, would you pose for a portrait?"

"Who is this puffed up aerobics instructor, anyway?"

"You! You old fool! You're still standing?!"

"Grandpa! Who are these people? Can they use magic, too?"

"And what a terrible actor you are!"

"It's too hot out here, grandpa!"

"Whatcha want with me? Espers? Espers, hmm.. haven't heard that word in a long while..."

"Flames, BEGONE!"

"I have a special little granddaughter!"

"All of you have that sparkle in your eyes…Well, this old man’s not giving up, either!"

"So full of energy! I must be the only one getting old…"

"So there I was, creeping through those caves that seemed to go on forever…I finally reached the deepest, darkest cavern and there he is, right in front of me. I stared the ugly brute straight in the eye, raised my staff, and let him have it. Bam! Thwack! Pow! Right in the kisser! Oh, I wish you could've been there to see me…"

"So I guess our town's little secret is out now..."

"All right, make some room for me."

"NOT...A...THING."

"Phooey! Emperor Gesthal's stupid orders! Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of a stinking desert?!? These recon jobs are the pits! ...AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!"

"Oh, Edgar... You know you only stand to lose from trying to hide her from us! Hee-hee-hee... I truly hope nothing happens to your precious Figaro!"

"Son of a Submariner! You'll pay for this!"

"Once Leo's gone, I can turn this water into a flowing river of poison! Anyone who touches it'll be pushing up daisies! Hee-hee..."

"(About the prisoners of the castle his men are to poisoned) Who cares? They're the ones who were stupid enough to get caught by the enemy!"

""Wait", he says... Do I look like a waiter?"

"Hee-hee... Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison! Uwee-hee-hee!"

"I'm a god! I'm all-powerful! Uwee-hee-hee... I'll collect more Espers... I'll extract their magic... And then... ... ... I'll revive the Warring Triad! I've already drained all your powers! You're useless to me now! You too! Take a hike!"

"Gah! How dare they put me in a place like this! ...Hmph! I just can't believe it! What a bore."

"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

"Oh dear...you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!"

"How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?"

"I don't care for the appearance of this pitiful little hamlet... So burn it!!"

"This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... TORCH EVERYTHING!"

"I'd say you're all charged up, boys and girls...or whatever... Say, remind me to show you my Magicite collection someday! You might see a few familiar faces!!! Now for a little Magicite hocus-pocus...!"

"Ooh! They're warm to the touch! What treasures!"

"You really are a slow one. And always, always...ALWAYS such a little goody two-shoes!!!"

"Ouch! B-blood... Blood! Blood!!! You vicious brat! Argh... Grrr...! You know, you really are a stupid... Vicious... Arrogant, whiny, pampered, backstabbing, worthless... LITTLE BRAT!!!"