Illustrators

"If I wanted your opinion, I wouldn’t bother having one of my own."

"Every silver lining obscures a cloud."

"The best things in life have fleas."

"A ripe apple never toppled the tree."

"There’s nothing more dangerous than a good idea."

"You’re only young forever."

"You don’t protest air pollution by holding your breath."

"You can’t judge a book while it’s on fire."

"There’s nothing to dream about in heaven."

"Sell a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will put you out of a job."

"Last place is first place in the very next race."

"Criminals are the product of arrested development."

"Familiarity is the enemy of admiration."

"Fame always finds the village idiot."

"Evolution is a two-way street."

"Art is the canary in the goldmine."

"You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think."

"It’s not the journey that weighs you down; it’s the baggage."

"No evil comes from the fear of hell, no good comes from the promise of heaven."

"Live life like you're writing your own obituary."

"In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes."

"The rumors of my death are only a pending reality."

"There is much to accomplish before I become fertilizer for the foliage."

"My reflections always get it backwards."

"The only good artist is a dead artist."

"Death is more interesting from a distance."

"Evolution is the myth that keeps on morphing."

"Even if you live to one hundred, you’ll still be dead forever."

"The womb is the first portal to the hereafter."

"Death is nature’s way of staying in charge."

"Mistakes clear the path for success."

"It’s not the size of the brush; it’s the expanse of the imagination."

"Narcissism makes me feel better about myself."

"I can no more imagine my demise than remember my birth."

"The only ass I follow is my own."

"Everyone is dead in heaven."

"Talent is the enemy of taste. Taste is the enemy of talent."

"My parents saved me from nonexistence."

"Mirrors reverse life, memories reverse time."

"The revolution will go unnoticed."

"I only appear selfish to a saint."

"My failure is a window for your success."

"The road to hell is littered with ads."

"One percent intention, ninety nine percent desire."

"Out of the clear blue nowhere."

"Money is the root of all motivation."

"Nothing’s a mistake until you make it."

"Patience grows old."

"The opinions of others are articulated by my inner voice."

"Nobody understands a prostitute better than a politician."