"(At the Genovian Independence Day Ball) Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... but I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening, I had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time. See, if I were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia."

"[sitting in her broken-down car, in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?! [sobs and collapses across the front seat] I am invisible... and I am wet."

"I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade."

"Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?"

"You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!"

"[to her cat, Fat Louie] You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are."

"Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!"

"I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for the normal body parts to arrive!"

"Me? A... A princess? Shut... up!!!"

"Please don't crush my soy nuts."

"Somebody sat on me again!"

"Ron Lester — Reggie Ray"

"Mia Kirshner — Catherine Wyler"

"Jaime Pressly — Priscilla"

"Deon Richmond — Malik"

"Eric Jungmann — Ricky Lippman"

"Eric Christian Olsen — Austin"

"Chyler Leigh — Janey Briggs"

"Chris Evans — Jake Wyler"

"They served you Breakfast. They gave you Pie. Now we're gonna stuff your face."

"One, Two, Three, CHEER!"

"Kirsten Dunst - Torrance Shipman"

"Ian Roberts - Sparky Polastri"

"Sherry Hursey - Christine Shipman (Mom)"

"Holmes Osborne - Bruce Shipman (Dad)"

"Nicole Bilderback - Whitney"

"Clare Kramer - Courtney"

"Jesse Bradford - Cliff Pantone"

"Gabrielle Union - Isis"

"Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone"

"This isn't about cheating, this is about winning! Everyone in favor of winning?"

"A Comedy About The Crazy Things Girls Do To Be On Top"

"May the best moves win."

"Winning isn't Everything—It's the Only Thing"

"Don't play dumb. We're better at it than you!"

"You're a cheer-tator Torrance, and a pain in my ass!"

"Let's not put the "duh" in "dumb"."