"Phooey! Emperor Gesthal's stupid orders! Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of a stinking desert?!? These recon jobs are the pits! ...AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!"

"NOT...A...THING."

"All right, make some room for me."

"So I guess our town's little secret is out now..."

"So there I was, creeping through those caves that seemed to go on forever…I finally reached the deepest, darkest cavern and there he is, right in front of me. I stared the ugly brute straight in the eye, raised my staff, and let him have it. Bam! Thwack! Pow! Right in the kisser! Oh, I wish you could've been there to see me…"

"So full of energy! I must be the only one getting old…"

"All of you have that sparkle in your eyes…Well, this old man’s not giving up, either!"

"I have a special little granddaughter!"

"Flames, BEGONE!"

"Whatcha want with me? Espers? Espers, hmm.. haven't heard that word in a long while..."

"It's too hot out here, grandpa!"

"And what a terrible actor you are!"

"Grandpa! Who are these people? Can they use magic, too?"

"You! You old fool! You're still standing?!"

"Who is this puffed up aerobics instructor, anyway?"

"Say, sweetie, would you pose for a portrait?"

"Waaaaaaahhhh! I'm gonna paint your portrait!"

"Fuddy duddy."

"What a cute doggy!"

"Help me! Kupo!!!"

"I'm your boss, kupo! You're gonna join us, kupo!"

"The hair! Watch the hair! I'm not a stuffed animal, kupo!"

"An old dude named Ramuh taught me your language, kupo! He kept showing up in my dreams and telling me to help you, kupo! So... I'm gonna help you, kupo!"

"Kupo...po!"

"I am GOGO, master of the simulacrum... My miming skills will astonish you."

"This should be fun. When do we leave?"

"Fa-ther alive…Gau H-appy."

"Shiny, shiny! Gau like!"

"Smells like parents' house here. Why so familiar?"

"...ooh...Gau...high place...not good...don't like..."

"Pretty Song!"

"Gau find short cut."

"I'm Gau! I your friend...FRIEND! I join you again!"

"You... angry... me?"

"Mr. Thou! Mr. Thou!"

"I am Cyan Garamonde, your worst nightmare."

"I love thee…I love thee more than anything."

"What an intriguing apparatus!"

"But…however did thou find me? W-wait! T-tell me thou did not read my letters…!"

"I shall go with thee! We must not abandon this world to Kefka!"

"…Dost thou truly think so?"

"Oh! Must thou embarrass me so?"

"These are…they're…um sort of a…minor diversion of mine…"

"I will no longer live in the past. We must all look toward the future now."

"I encountered Sir Gau in Maranda. He said he "Get Strong, Smash Kefka"."