"Sculptor: Did you not see their noble features? Their gem-like eyes revealing innocence? Their bright red hair symbolizing passion? Their spectacular hair signifying power! Their soothing, adorable cries! Their might hands with incredible strength! Their proud postures demanding respect!"

"Mayor Dobe: Long live Fisherman's Horizon!"

"Man in FH: Heartless son of a bitch..."

"Watts: Don't leave me, sirrrr!!"

"[Anarchist Monthly]: First Issue!!! Galbadia's dictator, President Vinzer Deling Special! How does he stay in power!? We reveal his darkest secrets!!!"

"Watts: I'm happy, sir!"

"Security Guard: So what if we're undeveloped. We're not looking to thrive. All we want is to be able to stand on our own feet; to be independent and live according to what we believe."

"Big Sister: I can't wait until I meet a guy that I can scream at and exchange blows with!"

"Squad C Student: I did awful in the field exam. Just between you and me...I wet my pants."

"Trepe Groupie #1: Oh how I love thee Instructor Quistis, I cannot sleep at night thinking of your radiating beauty, that is why I am always falling asleep in class...Oh...how sinful you are..."

"Galbadian Soldier: What am I gonna do? No ring, and now no more candlelight dinner. I'm never gonna be able to get married."

"Watts: It's me, sir! It's me!"

"SeeD Student: We're just a sad bunch... SaaaaaaaaD..."

"Jogging Junior Classman: Come on! Take the pain!! One more!"

"Fake President Deling: Ahh... My butt hurts from all this sitting... Young...LADY..."

"Raijin: ...ya know?"

"Ellone: Your voice may not reach her, but your heart will."

"Ellone: You're the one that changes. Not the past."

"Cid: But, but, but... That isn't something a leader should say."

"Headmaster Cid: Greedy son-of-a-bitch! Why did I even bother talking to you!"

"Headmaster Cid: If you're undecided and unsure, stay that way, and follow through with your indecision."

"Headmaster Cid: Psst...Psst (Do your best, even if you don't stand out.)"

"Headmaster Cid: You will be proceeding to a real battlefield. Obviously, the battles are for real. Life and death, victory and defeat, honor and disgrace... Each of these go hand in hand. There's only one way or the other. How 'bout it? Are you still up for it?"

"Opening words"

"Ultimecia: I am Ultimecia. Time shall compress... ...All existence denied."

"Ultimecia: I shall junction myself... unto Griever."

"Ultimecia: Griever! Make them bleed!"

"Ultimecia: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Kurse all SeeDs. Swarming like lokusts akross generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time kompression'. Insolent fools! Your vain krusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whom shall I exterminate first!? I'll start with you three!"

"...Lowlifes. ...Shameless filthy wretches. How you celebrate my ascension with such joy. Hailing the very one whom you have condemned for generations. Have you no shame? What happened to the evil, ruthless sorceress from your fantasies? The cold-blooded tyrant that slaughtered countless men and destroyed many nations? Where is she now? She stands before your very eyes to become your new ruler. HAHAHAHAHA."

"...Poor, poor boy..."

"So we'll get smashed, and then we'll CHAAARGE!"

"H-Hey! You can't park in the middle of the street!"

"Yeah, you wouldn't usually jump out of a car..."

"She got upset and put fruit jam in your shoes. You were almost in tears!"

"And so, Laguna runs for dear life."

"Life's pretty boring without you as entertainment, my man."

"Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say you're about a -3 on the manliness scale."

"We're not here for the booze, are we? We've got a war to fight."

"To be friends, to like one another, and to love one another... You can't do these things alone. You need somebody."

"I see... I didn't understand a word."

"But...who cares!? I speak with passion, from the heart! That's what matters most."

"Darn it, did it again! Why don't I ever think things through before I answer?"

"I got 'n twouble."

"It's like killing two pigs with one stone."

"Oh well, nothing's cheaper than something free."

"You guys...sure have guts. You know how high this cliff is...!?"

"I feel a draft on my butt..."