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April 10, 2026
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"Britt Ekland - Willow"
"Diane Cilento - Miss Rose"
"Christopher Lee - Lord Summerisle"
"Edward Woodward - Sergeant Neil Howie"
"The residents of Summerisle invited Sergeant Howie to their traditional May Day festival. He didn't expect to meet...The Wicker Man."
"Flesh to touch...Flesh to burn! Don't keep the Wicker Man waiting!"
"May Morrison: You'll simply never understand the true nature of sacrifice."
"Miss Rose: The building attached to the ground in which the body lies is no longer used for Christian worship, so whether it is still a Churchyard is debatable."
"Willow: Some things in their natural state have the most vivid colours."
"Harbour Master: Much has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdyhouse queens by the score But I sing of a baggage that we all adore The landlord's daughter."
"[while being burned alive in a Wicker Man] Oh, God... I humbly entreat you for the soul of this, thy servant, Neil Howie... who will today depart from this world. Do not deliver me into the enemy's hands... or... put me out of mind forever. Let me not undergo the real pains of Hell, dear God, because I die unshriven... and establish me... in that bliss... which knows no ending... through Christ... our Lord. [screaming] JESUS!! JESUS!!!"
"[singing] The Lord's my shepherd; I'll not want. He makes me down to lie in pastures... Oh, God."
"[upon seeing the Wicker Man] OH GOD!! OH JESUS CHRIST!!!"
"Don't you see that killing me is not going to bring back your apples?"
"Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A small child is even better, but not nearly as effective as the right kind of adult."
"Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent."
"Andy Richter β Mort"
"Elisa Gabrielli β Nana"
"Conrad Vernon β Mason"
"Cedric the Entertainer β Maurice"
"Sacha Baron Cohen β King Julien"
"Jeffrey Katzenberg β Rico"
"Chris Knights β Private"
"Chris Miller β Kowalski"
"Tom McGrath β Skipper"
"Jada Pinkett Smith β Gloria"
"David Schwimmer β Melman"
"Chris Rock β Marty"
"Ben Stiller β Alex"
""It's all some kind of whacked out conspiracy." (Skipper tagline)"
""They're cute. They're cuddly. They're deranged." (Lemurs tagline)"
""Ton on the run." (Gloria tagline)"
""On vacation without medication." (Melman tagline)"
""Black, white, and out of sight." (Marty tagline)"
""Kitty misses the city." (Alex tagline)"
"They were not born in the wild. They were shipped there."
"Someone's got a zoo loose."
"Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."
"Jonathan Loughran - Jennifer"
"Dom Magwili - Security Guard"
"Peter Dante - Security Guard"
"Joe Nakashima - Old Hawaiian Man"
"Pomaika'i Brown - Nick"
"Maya Rudolph - Stacy"
"Blake Clark - Marlin Whitmore"
"Allen Covert - Ten Second Tom"
"Amy Hill - Sue"
"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats"
"Lusia Strus - Alexa"
"Sean Astin - Doug Whitmore"