"Listen, they're gonna be playing with my hands alright. Cuz it ain't what they say, it's what we say. And nobody ain't gonna listen to us unless we make 'em."

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - George Willis, Jr."

"Ron Eldard - Officer Gore"

"Bradley Whitford - Randy"

"Richard Venture - W.R. Slade"

"Gabrielle Anwar - Donna"

"James Rebhorn - Mr. Trask"

"Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms"

"Al Pacino - Lt. Col. Frank Slade"

"I called an open meeting of this institution this morning because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last describes an issue that concerns all of us. Not an isolated case of vandalism, what happened is a symptom of a sickness in this society. A sickness which runs counter to the principles this school was founded on. A school among whose graduates, two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House. Baird men have run state departments, investment houses. Founded department stores, coached football teams. Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India and in palaces in Jordan: we are, in fact, known around the world as the cradle of this country's leadership. A beacon to the nations. But today, we are bleeding from disrespect. Blatant disrespect. Disrespect for our values, and disrespect for our standards. A disrespect for the Baird tradition. And, as the custodians of that tradition, we are here today to protect each other from those who threaten it."

"Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Simms, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here."

"I can change your entire program, so the sooner that you stop being my problem, and start being my solution, the better off you'll be."

"Captain Darius: Get these guys some vests."

"Vikram Walia: Protect and serve my ass, where's my fucking turban?"

"Veronica Keepsake: You're saying I violated section 34/Double-D?"

"Young Boy: Like my man Fiddy says, get rich or die trying."

"When there's blood in the streets it's time to buy. (attributed to Baron Rothschild)"

"Don't bullshit the bullshitter!"

"I need to be assured that certain interests are protected."

"Thank you, bank robber!"

"Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail."

"Detective first grade Keith Fraz-ahhh."

"Look out, bad guys! Here I come."

"This ain't no bank robbery."

"You planned every inch of this thing right from the start and you've got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and I'm through buying it."

"Until I talk to them, they get nothing, not even a cup of coffee."

"We got to sit back and look at this thing from a distance. Things are not all they appear to be."

"Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away."

"When I'm good and ready, I'm gonna walk right through the front door."

"Or am I just whistling "Dixie" out of my ass?"

"Respect is the ultimate currency."

"Anyone else here smarter than me?"

"Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question, because if you get it wrong, your headstone will read: "Here lies Peter Hammond, hero who valiantly attempted to prevent a brilliant bank robbery by trying to hide his cellular phone, but wound up getting shot in the fucking head.""

"My friends and I are making a very large withdrawal from this bank. Anybody gets in our way, gets a bullet in the brain."

"You have four seconds. Anyone still standing gets shot."

"When I said that I planned the perfect bank robbery, I meant precisely that."

"My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I told you my name, that's the who. The where could most readily be described as a prison cell. But there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison. The what is easy. Recently, I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery. That's also the when. As for the why, beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple: Because I can. Which leaves us only with the how. And therein, as the Bard would tell us, lies the rub."

"[in Richard's fantasy] It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!"

"Doro Merande - Waitress in the vegetarian restaurant"

"Carolyn Jones - Miss Finch"

"Victor Moore - the Plumber"

"Donald MacBride - Mr. Brady"

"Marguerite Chapman - Miss Morris"

"Oskar Homolka - Dr. Brubaker"

"Robert Strauss - Kruhulik"

"When it's hot like this, you know what I do? I put my undies in the Ice Box!"

"Sonny Tufts - Tom MacKenzie"

"Evelyn Keyes - Helen Sherman"